InternetPeon
InternetPeon t1_j8flg9p wrote
Better late than never?
InternetPeon t1_j8dsmtr wrote
Reply to comment by grixorbatz in Twitter is running ads next to tweets from Holocaust deniers by CoupleClothing
Me Sunk Lo
InternetPeon t1_j8ar83u wrote
Streisand effect fully engaged.
InternetPeon t1_j8a7zsn wrote
if Elon would stop liking their tweets it would be helpful.
InternetPeon t1_j82tdy0 wrote
Reply to How did Spain spend €258 million on trains that don't fit its tunnels? by ContributionWhole850
What;s their condom situation?
InternetPeon t1_j82t8pw wrote
Reply to comment by ConsciousCr8or in Training does not improve clinical psychology students’ mentalization abilities, study finds by lolfuys
So it’s all just prescripttion then?
InternetPeon t1_j82j1sg wrote
“Let’s not actively burn everything down as fast as we can” - new Brazilian administration.
InternetPeon t1_j82iqdc wrote
Reply to Training does not improve clinical psychology students’ mentalization abilities, study finds by lolfuys
Are you telling me my psychiatrist has no idea what they’re doing despite training?
InternetPeon t1_j82cuet wrote
Reply to Brett Favre points finger back at Gov. Phil Bryant in motion to dismiss Mississippi welfare lawsuit by getBusyChild
Kids…..kids….
Let’s all just agree that Bret Favre deserves the welfare money.
Sure we could feed poor people but we’re talking about a grown man who played with a ball for a living and comes with PR department.
InternetPeon t1_j72url1 wrote
Reply to Miami Police Department unveils new cruiser covered in images of Africa for Black History Month by stevejobs_rim
Maybe if they beat their constituents with an African themed billy club it would further improve relations. /s
InternetPeon t1_j6y51qy wrote
See. now this is why we can't have nice things.
You take a potentially wonderful experience that allows your mind to process information from different points of view and potentially lead you to greater insight and distort it into a tool of manipulation by proclaiming an imaginary being is directing things and so you are now a member of the club and the club needs lots of money.
InternetPeon t1_j6kyfia wrote
Reply to comment by RollinThundaga in School Worker Stole 11,000 Cases of Chicken Wings in $1.5 Million Embezzlement Scheme by SquareFruit
InternetPeon t1_j6ktufp wrote
Reply to School Worker Stole 11,000 Cases of Chicken Wings in $1.5 Million Embezzlement Scheme by SquareFruit
Wow just think what you could do with $1.5 million dollars in chicken wings.
if they all flapped together how much lifting capacity do you think they might have?
InternetPeon t1_j6kmjmh wrote
Reply to comment by c2ctruck in Shoplifter Caught Trying to Steal Giant 30″ Dildo from Circus of Books WeHo by Gayfetus
This is the sort of product that really needs a home delivery option.
InternetPeon t1_j6km0l7 wrote
Reply to comment by Gayfetus in Shoplifter Caught Trying to Steal Giant 30″ Dildo from Circus of Books WeHo by Gayfetus
Wow you really know how to move some dildos!
InternetPeon t1_j6kkytp wrote
Reply to comment by venom259 in Shoplifter Caught Trying to Steal Giant 30″ Dildo from Circus of Books WeHo by Gayfetus
Whoah - we’re gonna break up BIG Dildo Corp?
InternetPeon t1_j6kkhvp wrote
Reply to comment by Gayfetus in Shoplifter Caught Trying to Steal Giant 30″ Dildo from Circus of Books WeHo by Gayfetus
Are dildos priced in inches?
InternetPeon t1_j6kjynn wrote
Reply to comment by Gayfetus in Shoplifter Caught Trying to Steal Giant 30″ Dildo from Circus of Books WeHo by Gayfetus
I’m no dildo appraisal expert but that price strikes me as far too high.
InternetPeon t1_j6khlzw wrote
I am impressed that the store worker risked their life to return this giant dildo to its rightful owner.
InternetPeon t1_j6bc18z wrote
Reply to comment by Da_Vader in Swiss businesses prepare for escalation with China by BezugssystemCH1903
Ooof! No more Swiss miss hot chocolate for you!
InternetPeon t1_j6abwxj wrote
Reply to comment by tukekairo in Black and Hispanic hairdressers are exposed to a complex mixture of chemicals, many of them unknown, potentially hazardous, and undisclosed on product labels, researchers report. There are more than 700,000 hairdressers in the United States, more than 90% of whom are estimated to be women. by MistWeaver80
I feel like there’s a super hero origin story lurking in here somewhere.
InternetPeon t1_j69akim wrote
Reply to comment by HungryLikeTheWolf99 in WV Man Arrested After Smuggling Two Cans Of Drugs Into Jail In His Rectum by jdward01
So are we talking a Campbell’s soup can? Diet Coke can?
InternetPeon t1_j5wnnxo wrote
If they were smart they would buy said toy company.
InternetPeon t1_j5mcu9m wrote
Reply to comment by WermTerd in Four Men Toss Deer Urine On Woman At Walmart In Gettysburg by slantes19
If you think she was pissed urine good company now.
InternetPeon t1_j970egz wrote
Reply to Jeff Koons: Visitor breaks iconic Balloon Dog sculpture in Miami by kangarooturd
With respect there have been quite a number of Chinese balloons on the loose lately and people are on edge. Jeff Koons entire portfolio may be at heightened risk from fearful 2nd Amendment enthusiasts.