Jacktheforkie
Jacktheforkie t1_jczrb9u wrote
Reply to comment by icematt12 in TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
Or just open it before takeoff and close it at altitude
Jacktheforkie t1_j6gj2gw wrote
I clean trains. It it smells like lemon then someone has previously expelled something in there and it’s been cleaned
Jacktheforkie t1_j24ubdn wrote
Reply to comment by Pr1ncesszuko in TIFU by using a wet dirty fleshlight by [deleted]
Yeah
Jacktheforkie t1_j23uv05 wrote
Reply to comment by treehouse_of_doom in TIFU by using a wet dirty fleshlight by [deleted]
Yeah, especially if it’s just water in there, silicone isn’t the best place for bacteria to grow
Jacktheforkie t1_ixzom56 wrote
Reply to comment by Imasoldiernotadoctor in TIFU by applying MAXIMUM POWER by OyVeyzMeir
Definitely
Jacktheforkie t1_ixv7wp8 wrote
Reply to comment by fire_thorn in TIFU by believing my neighbor's chickens were in mortal peril. by MisanthropicCeliac
The other week I came home to use the toilet and ended up alerting my neighbours to literal fire shooting out of the chimney
Jacktheforkie t1_ixv7pmo wrote
Reply to comment by PracticalApartment99 in TIFU by believing my neighbor's chickens were in mortal peril. by MisanthropicCeliac
Definitely, I’ve helped extinguish several fires in my street, during a hot summer compost piles randomly combusted
Jacktheforkie t1_ixu8zzp wrote
Reply to comment by RiseoftheFlies in TIFU by poorly packing things into me car by zapdoszaperson
The buzzing was a toothbrush
Jacktheforkie t1_iwbda79 wrote
Reply to TIFU by crashing a car wash by yuliwen
Shit happens
Jacktheforkie t1_iw998kv wrote
I have a similar problem, crappy 3rd world country phone signal causes so many issues
Jacktheforkie t1_itz0msp wrote
Take em to a charity shop, if anyone asks they’re from a family member/ partner etc
Jacktheforkie t1_it6f4v3 wrote
Reply to TIFU by shooting myself in the finger by GoBuuku
Maybe next time try shooting at a piece of paper, any pressure will move the paper and any stuff coming out won’t hit you
Jacktheforkie t1_jd1yf2d wrote
Reply to TIFU when I tried a new coffee creamer before school by dyselxiccarrot
I was expecting something far different, more along the line of realising you’re allergic or something