Honestly, don’t beat yourself up about it. If I was the crush I would have laughed (at the situation and comment, not at you). It wouldn’t have put me off.

You very heavily implied that bisexual men are more likely to cheat then straight men.

Pretty sure he is talking about the distributing nudes without consent, which is illegal in the UK

Not going to lie, I’d probably find it cheesy as well but you never know unless you try. At the very least it may loosen him up and get them both talking. I will always remember this one guy who came chatting me up on 20th birthday (31 next week so a while ago). He came with those really bad cheesy chat up lines (like “if I could change the alphabet I’d put I and U together”). He kept going with as many as he could remember, laughing through them (making me laugh as well), in a charming way that somehow worked. Cheesy as but it got me laughing, got us talking and made him memorable.

It wouldn’t necessarily make me laugh either but some people would find it funny. Not trying to speak for all women but I feel majority would agree with me, that humour is important.

How is it “movie like”? To me, it’s showing me that they can laugh at themselves, have a sense of humour and shows they care about you in a non-pressuring way. Majority of women like men who make us laugh. It’s attractive.