Lieutenant_Joe

Lieutenant_Joe t1_iy45sey wrote

Yeah, I like it. I don’t seem to be able to make a voicemail on it, though. I think that might be more my problem than the company’s but I’m not sure.

I live in northwest York County, so not exactly the greater Portland area, but I go there often enough and never lose service.

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Lieutenant_Joe t1_iy3s97v wrote

My go-to thing is to visit downtown Portland at night, maybe do some Christmas shopping, see all the pretty lights and displays set up by the arts students… last year there was a Christmas “tree” made out of lobster traps and decorated with buoys and lights

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Lieutenant_Joe t1_iy2cmu7 wrote

Reply to comment by 11BMasshole in Winter Vest? by wandrefilled

“Your average temp in January is four degrees below freezing, while mine is one above! Practically the same climate!”

You apparently don’t understand how averages work, either. You’re hamstringing your own argument.

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Lieutenant_Joe t1_ixywqst wrote

Reply to comment by wandrefilled in Winter Vest? by wandrefilled

Don’t pay attention to the Masshole. You’re from the tropics, and taking them seriously could actually be dangerous for you. You won’t need to pay thousands of dollars, but you definitely will need to spend a few hundred.

Also, Massachusetts and Maine winters are two very different things.

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Lieutenant_Joe t1_ixyveub wrote

If you have to ask, you need a coat. A nice one. You might see others wearing sweaters around you, but if you don’t know how you’ll handle winter, then there’s almost no way your body will be conditioned enough to the cold to handle it in just a sweater and gloves. I have a friend from Hawaii who recently moved to Pennsylvania, and she is not handling this pre-winter cold well at all. Like she’s wearing a sweater and still chilly and fatigued sometimes in her heated house.

Also, the sweater people (I am one of them) often have to switch to a proper coat if it’s sufficiently cold or snowy enough. If the sun isn’t blazing in your face in February, it’s probably time to grab the big one. I go winter hiking, and if you’re going above 2000 ft of elevation, you’re going with at least three layers.

The good news is that our summers will probably just feel normal to you. I went to the Philippines in the summer once, and I came back home during a heat wave. It was actually a little bit hotter up here than it was there.

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Lieutenant_Joe t1_ixjmfec wrote

One of these days some chucklefuck on this sub is gonna admit they were one of the people who hit the Auburn Walmart pole, and they’re gonna get Reddit gold for the ensuing dunkfest.

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Lieutenant_Joe t1_ixe3zku wrote

Reply to Damn by Popomatik

I mean… me and the majority of my friends grew up in this state in abusive households… so it’s not like I’m in disbelief hearing this.

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Lieutenant_Joe t1_iwvu7hx wrote

Reply to comment by AdmiralWackbar in Accurate by AdmiralWackbar

I think even less people know what moxie is than they do Allen’s. Most people who live outside Maine and don’t frequent their local Cracker Barrel don’t know what moxie is.

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Lieutenant_Joe t1_ivpvfrx wrote

The people you voted for aren’t pro-choice. Therefore, what you personally believe does not matter. The Maine GOP’s official position this year on abortion was that it should be banned, and they directly stated in their platform statement that they believe marriage is between a man and a woman. Regardless of what you believe, the people you voted for do believe that, and you tried to put them in a position where they can act on those beliefs because your priorities lie elsewhere. You may as well just be pro-life; for the purposes of an election, the result is the same.

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Lieutenant_Joe t1_ivpquob wrote

You’re really criticizing us for being shitty to a dude who threatened to punch a journalist? Fuck off with your sanctimonious “high road” bs. Your vote indicates you want a hand in other people’s love lives and bodily autonomy, so you don’t get to pretend we’re the real assholes.

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Lieutenant_Joe t1_iuiypky wrote

lmao, that’s just dumb. I spent five dollars on bulk candy and it was enough to fill two giant bowls that should more than last the night. If you’re spending that much on candy just on Halloween night, then either you’re one of the most popular Halloween houses in the whole state or you’re terrible at budgeting.

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