Lifedeath999
Lifedeath999 t1_j7n49cl wrote
Reply to comment by Symphedelic in I stole from the witch with razor fingers. Now I must pray to her every midnight. by scarymaxx
Don’t forget the wedding night.
In any case OP, you should look for the witch. You need someone‘s help, and I doubt you can find Old Tom again.
Lifedeath999 t1_j7n40yr wrote
Reply to comment by S2Charlie in I stole from the witch with razor fingers. Now I must pray to her every midnight. by scarymaxx
Two possibilities.
- You need one prayer per cursed individual, so Emma could say it for OP because there was only one cursed person, only one prayer.
- Saying the prayer wrong, is itself a death sentence. Remember, despite the fact that OP survived several nights without the prayer, Old Tom was quite clear that making One mistake meant death.
Those are my best guesses in any case.
Lifedeath999 t1_j0w5dgq wrote
Man, corporate trying to address a problem and all the actual workers ignoring its existence Is like the opposite of what usually happened. Poor guy, I hope he came out alright, but I kind of doubt it.
Lifedeath999 t1_izn696a wrote
Reply to comment by Thumbscrewed in Aphasia by barry_thisbone
The optimistic view is that to a being like death, all people die “very soon” because very soon is a relative term.
Lifedeath999 t1_izi9ogx wrote
Reply to comment by RaniKalyani in Aphasia by barry_thisbone
Which is also why he was a friend of her dad, who also went painlessly to a better place.
Lifedeath999 t1_iyqavid wrote
Reply to comment by HeadOfSpectre in You Have Been Challenged By Pokemon Trainer Nemona by HeadOfSpectre
Ok I tried google translate but all it gave me was “the aristocrats” which made no sense to me so I’ll either need that translated for English, or for the hard of thinking if “the aristocrats” actually makes perfect sense.
Lifedeath999 t1_iyolr3e wrote
Reply to comment by HeadOfSpectre in You Have Been Challenged By Pokemon Trainer Nemona by HeadOfSpectre
Well for one thing you suddenly learned Spanish, and for another thing you apparently cut yourself off in the middle of the word “graciaus“ (sorry for misspellings, my second language doesn’t even use letters) which doesn’t even make sense in a text based format so I must therefore conclude that you are some sort of digital being living within the internet.
Lifedeath999 t1_iylsa82 wrote
Well, it would appear that sometime from 12-13 hours ago OP was replaced by trainer Nemona.
RIP OP, Nemona, stop murdering people.
Lifedeath999 t1_iy4w7l3 wrote
Reply to I worked for a slaughterhouse in the Midwest. You think you're buying beef at the grocery store, but you're wrong. by GTripp14
I’m probably in the minority when I say the thought of eating those things doesn’t really bother me.
That said, I still would rather not pay a company that routinely kills its employees, so I will still avoid the brand as you suggested.
Lifedeath999 t1_ixu4nql wrote
Have you consider divorce? A very Reddit answer I know, but really, think about it.
Lifedeath999 t1_ixbs3nb wrote
I would have faith in god. He cast down Lucifer once, he can do it again.
As for your guilt, isn’t it your job to baptize those sinners who wish to go to heaven? I wouldn’t feel bad for correctly performing the job you do on behalf of God.
Lifedeath999 t1_iwtx4e7 wrote
Reply to I was in a bus crash with five other passengers. After the crash, there were six by RobertMort
I kind of guessed that since you said it was a miracle the bus driver survived. If something seems too good to be true, it usually is.
Lifedeath999 t1_iwi2mbb wrote
See, this is why you should call your parents more. They can remind you of important medical procedures your forgetting.
Lifedeath999 t1_ivsed03 wrote
Reply to comment by CandiBunnii in CAUTION: Falling Rocks by RobertMort
I agree not the police, I’m with the other commenter about go to the FBI. I would also distribute copies to friends as well as news outlets though, just to be on the safe side.
Lifedeath999 t1_ivnpmub wrote
Reply to comment by oneeyecheeselord in I finally decided to get into speedrunning. The game I’m playing isn't very happy about it. by WorldAwayTweedy
It honestly sounded like OP had the only “real” one given they said “we are the originals” so I would assume the other copies function normally.
Lifedeath999 t1_ivnpkad wrote
Reply to I finally decided to get into speedrunning. The game I’m playing isn't very happy about it. by WorldAwayTweedy
Man, you just cannot take a hint can you. You had to kill an entire world, because you just refused to listen.
Lifedeath999 t1_ivnnydn wrote
Reply to The Couch Man by middleoflidl
What an irresponsible mother.
Lifedeath999 t1_iv9slj4 wrote
Reply to comment by awxggu in No one in my town can be outside between 2AM and 2:30AM. I am going to find out why. by UnknowedIndividual
Man you’re right, I didn’t notice that. Censors private information, applies accurate punctuation, detects breathing, and to top it all off it even makes logical sentences that make sense and flow reasonably Not to mention the time stamps. I feel like the speech to text should really be what this post is about.
Lifedeath999 t1_iv9ov18 wrote
Reply to comment by awxggu in No one in my town can be outside between 2AM and 2:30AM. I am going to find out why. by UnknowedIndividual
I want whatever speech to text OP had, sadly, I doubt they can tell me what it was.
Lifedeath999 t1_iv9l3xj wrote
Reply to comment by awxggu in No one in my town can be outside between 2AM and 2:30AM. I am going to find out why. by UnknowedIndividual
It was speech to text. Shocking accurate speech to text, with a random censorship, but speech to text nevertheless.
Lifedeath999 t1_iv9ks4k wrote
Reply to Hey, follow up question, now that I know that literally nothing about my life is normal, what do I do with this newfound information? by Mintymidnight
Well, the good news is, your mother definitely seems to love you. Honestly, what I would do is simply continue in life, and not do anything violent. But I’m an obsessive rule follower with about as much backbone as an invertebrate. If you simply can’t stand by and do nothing, I’m afraid I don’t have much advice.
Lifedeath999 t1_iv9kmjk wrote
Reply to comment by Mintymidnight in Hey, follow up question, now that I know that literally nothing about my life is normal, what do I do with this newfound information? by Mintymidnight
Fair warning, if you say it’s for a school project, she probably won’t tell you anything important, because she’ll assume that it would be relayed back to a teacher afterwards.
Lifedeath999 t1_iv4uyhw wrote
Reply to comment by TCDimes in My Last Confession by maximumpowers69
But was that only after you “flipped the knife on the attacker?” Because it’s a lot easier to jump in to help someone else. I speak from minimum experience here.
Lifedeath999 t1_iv3hsay wrote
Reply to comment by TCDimes in My Last Confession by maximumpowers69
Some people fight. I didn’t say everyone freezes. Did Eric also attack back, or just you?
Lifedeath999 t1_j8zalcb wrote
Reply to comment by oldbiddy02 in I adopted a dog. I think her previous owner wants her back. by voiddoggie
It’s named Cerberus, so that makes sense.