…I am going to start pronouncing it that way now

Bagel punisher, where is your favorite place around here to get bagels?

For procedures typically you will be provided an estimate with several line items, not just “neuter” but like:

-exam fee

-surgeon call fee

-OR use fee

-y tubing set

-venous access

-suture pack x1

-anesthesia fee

-anesthesia tech fee

Etc etc etc. For example some vet places will break things down to the individual parts of IV access, I mean any product that gets opened will have its own line. Other places bundle the IV access to a larger charge that includes all the individual pieces.

Lille Pearl :(

I am not an expert by any means but my house has crappy wiring and I super recommend you don’t use the microwave for a bit

WAKE UP, TYLENOL SHEEPLE

“If I go faster, I won’t be out on these dangerous, slippery roads for as long!”

I love that the universe delivered you a pup to love on when you needed it

Thank you for not outright saying short pump lol but no, I think it’s because I work in science/medicine so there’s apparently a significant bias in that group.

Personally I have always hated casinos, they weaponize one of the sweetest human emotions (hope) to efficiently extract money from people who are almost always not rich.

I’m looking into an LLC for when I buy a house because I don’t want my name to be that easily searchable in public records. My partner has gotten death threats at work due to the nature of her job. It wouldn’t be hard to see who holds the LLC but just that small obstacle would probably stop some unhinged people from finding our address.

BINGO

Who the literal fuck wants this fucking casino? Never met a real person who does.

POTS is when you get lightheaded standing up, so gravity intolerance is a silly name but not inaccurate.

You and your son are going to love it :) they also sell hot cocoa and cider and they have an indoor model train setup—that room is slightly crowded sometimes, it’s kind of small, but accessible as well.

Damn, savage. You’re so right

They can put them on daily meds that might help

I’m sorry, I don’t know of any. Have you tried antidepressants or other similar medications for your dog? If not, maybe that could help you keep your buddy with you.

When laziness meets ecofriendliness meets what’s best for your lawn: mulch in place!

Related… does anyone have recs for services that do mulch in place?

I love making new friends. What’s your favorite color

I assumed the government source that article sourced from and linked to would be too challenging for you, but here it is https://bjs.ojp.gov/library/publications/police-vehicle-pursuits-2012-2013

https://www.mcginnlaw.com/blog/2021/february/high-cost-little-gain-a-case-study-on-limiting-p/

One American a day is killed by idiot cops doing dumb shit.

Lol nice attempt to adapt “bootlicker” to be a weird sex thing.

I know what they’re actually for. They’re supposed to provide structural support so that cops can crash into people when they’re performing dangerous and ill advised police chases. Someone ran away, rabid dogs run after

Cow catchers on the front of cop cars are specifically dangerous and increase risk of death of struck pedestrians. Cops have them because they don’t care about killing civilians, they care about looking cool. So I would extend that and say yeah the trucks are probably just to look cool.

Mine definitely are dumb as a box of adorable hammers