Ohhhh I want those striped pants. Honestly I’d settle for your uncles striped jumper, in my size. I don’t know it settle was the right word - I’d be stoked as shit, just slightly less stoked than if it was just the pants (I don’t like getting naked to pee.)(that’s a commentary on jumpers/overalls, and not some weird last minute confession.)

Yeah. And if they’d fucked you, that would be an adult fucking a child. Nasty.

According to IMDb he would have been 15 when it was released. This clip is super gross, man, I wonder how weirded out a 26 year old Jessica Alba felt doing it (Christ she better have felt weird, he was a literal child)