Make_the_music_stop
Make_the_music_stop t1_itv5ttc wrote
I went on a date with an Italian beauty. We had a great conversation until we held hands, then she was speechless.
Make_the_music_stop t1_itkq69n wrote
Reply to A man applies for a job at the circus by bainbrigge
I have a friend who does the best ever seagull impression. He can’t do the noise, he just steals your chips and shits on your car.
Make_the_music_stop t1_itfowwn wrote
A blonde is taking money out of an ATM, when the blonde behind her in line says, "Ha! Ha! I know your password. It's four asterisks."
The first blonde replies, "Ha! Ha! No it's not. It's 3862."
Make_the_music_stop t1_iu53sn3 wrote
Reply to People keep telling me that I'm a condescending person by Fertility18
Anyone else here able to spell "condescending narcissist" correctly on the first try? Yeah, I didn't think so.