Make_the_music_stop
Make_the_music_stop t1_iud7ro2 wrote
Reply to Onestone by le_bouffon
I really did not see that one coming. Nice!
Make_the_music_stop t1_iu8k22t wrote
What is another name for an adolescent bunny? A pubic hare.
Make_the_music_stop t1_iu53sn3 wrote
Anyone else here able to spell "condescending narcissist" correctly on the first try? Yeah, I didn't think so.
Make_the_music_stop t1_itv5ttc wrote
I went on a date with an Italian beauty. We had a great conversation until we held hands, then she was speechless.
Make_the_music_stop t1_itkq69n wrote
Reply to A man applies for a job at the circus by bainbrigge
I have a friend who does the best ever seagull impression. He can’t do the noise, he just steals your chips and shits on your car.
Make_the_music_stop t1_itfowwn wrote
A blonde is taking money out of an ATM, when the blonde behind her in line says, "Ha! Ha! I know your password. It's four asterisks."
The first blonde replies, "Ha! Ha! No it's not. It's 3862."
Make_the_music_stop t1_iuhy3r5 wrote
Reply to comment by ATC_av8er in My wife accused me of achieving nothing... by Wallygonk
Siri kept on calling me Shirley today. I was beginning to get annoyed about it but then I realised I'd left my phone in Airplane mode.