I'll tell you what that man cut out - half his suit.

We all grieve in different ways at different times but there are fundamental archetypes that play out pretty regularly. Acceptance is usually the final one. People don’t often get there while retaining active triggers. You’re right tho - it’s not for everyone. But it’s a thought.

This is very novel advice… but also understand that part of the grieving process is knowing to let go.

I had my mother’s voicemails saved to an old iPhone but eventually got a new one and we turned in my wife’s old device but I kept mine because of the voicemails. A little down the road I had an employee fall on some hard time and she didn’t have a phone (but had a sim) to keep in touch so I offered her my old one. I cleared everything off except those specific voicemails and I told her as such. I eventually left the company suddenly and when I finally ran in to her the topic got around to the phone. She said about a week after I left it got damaged and she was unable to recover it or contact me, so…

I realized I hadn’t listened to them in years. I kept them as more of a charm. Part of me never expected to get that phone back, and I was a little sad at first but we ended our conversation and I felt a little relieved.

Fall seven times (and lay down once)

Stand up 8 times.

Got it.

Naw. The tape is over the straw, ma cha.

Ha. Liquor stores. I grew up in Louisiana and I never understood the point of a liquor store when you could just buy it at any corner store, grocery, gas station or supermarket. But we also have drive thru daiquiri so…

She looks great but ... she doesn't look like Vanna White. ... I can't put my finger on it. It's like someone Berenstain bears'd her face.

So you're saying we skip the habitation part and just get straight to coring the planet out right. Speed running planetary destruction, basically. I like it. Second play-thru, go!

I didn't scroll far enough so I thought the last bit of the line was "When everything goes dead" and I was "well, that is kinda prophetic."

Or Vegita, Gohan and Goku.

All it requires is a little Burger King.

So… you’re saying it’s 60~

Naw. This is Assketball.

Think they meant TESTING

“Read books.”

Anleitung unklar. Lektüre von Mein Kampf

I think OP meant that there was nobody in line which meant they could walk right up and enjoy the view! Perfect lines!

This is more like Chekhov's shit.

Loyal to a fault. Reminds me of those stories where the husband got put under anesthetics/black out drunk and his wife tried to do -something- and he told 'hey lady, I'm married' and she was all luvy-dovy after that.

... but they're on the side.

The question is usually asked when there is no answer. It's not rhetorical by design.

OP hurricanes.

u/Fullspectrum84 did. And you doubted them.

Twist: Security isn't charging him, they're posing for an 'action shot' for the fan.

... but I love Raisin' Canes.

One love! Woof woof!

I have come to realize that when you want a random gif for a feeling, Giphy works just fine. ... but when you are looking for something super specific it never has it.