Morkamino_Bones
Morkamino_Bones t1_je37i14 wrote
Reply to [Meta] Hey there, mod of /r/Locksmith here. Please refer people with lock issues to /r/AskALocksmith instead. by Maoman1
What about issues with Aerosmith?
Morkamino_Bones t1_jbeaxus wrote
Reply to comment by NetWt4Lbs in My boyfriend forgot to lock his ‘personal drawer’ last night. I am absolutely livid. by lightingnations
He dead.
Morkamino_Bones t1_ja7shk9 wrote
Reply to comment by DazednEnthused in Body cam footage shows moment of harrowing Pompton Lakes house explosion by JVortex888
I would think their ear-drums aren’t doing the best either.
Morkamino_Bones t1_j4io9fl wrote
Reply to comment by Odd_Critter in I used to love The Rules. by ch-4-os
Then follow rule #1. Get a gun and shoot whatever is breathing in your room.
Morkamino_Bones t1_j0sk9f0 wrote
Reply to My friend asked me to download a knockoff dating app. There's something seriously wrong with my date by HorrorJunkie123
- Always meet in a public space for a first date…
- Why didn’t you call the police right after you left…
Morkamino_Bones t1_iz7s1ri wrote
Reply to comment by HorrorJunkie123 in My son hasn't eaten in 6 months. Or so I thought. by hippofucker45
And why in such a shallow grave that a one armed kid could dig them up.
Morkamino_Bones t1_iw0yark wrote
Reply to comment by ILikePiezez in The Couch Man by middleoflidl
Not if he is chopped up and put in freezer baggies.
Morkamino_Bones t1_ivodidz wrote
Reply to comment by acidtrippinpanda in The Couch Man by middleoflidl
Also, call of duty man will likely be on the dinner menu for the foreseeable future. 🤮
Morkamino_Bones t1_iuhkqze wrote
Fuck this devil… you usually trade something WILLINGLY, like being an awesome guitar player for your soul. Now this sonofabitch it’s just taking souls like that? I want to speak to his manager.
Morkamino_Bones t1_iuhjcuj wrote
Reply to My son and I spent a night at a motel. I couldn’t believe what was in our room. by genuinelygrim
Wait, who did the son hear breathing?
Morkamino_Bones t1_ituq9vu wrote
Reply to comment by rendus in People keep flashing their high beams at me by BlairDaniels
Or just go to outer space.
Morkamino_Bones t1_jectc4n wrote
Reply to comment by the_last_carfighter in BEWARE two black individuals posing as PSE&G employees knocking on doors ( Clifton NJ) by [deleted]
Hate these boomers views on things. Like we were “communal” and “connected” back in the day. No we weren’t, we are now, we just don’t do the same shit that was done 50 years ago…