Malibu express, the Dallas connection, day of the warrior, do or die, Enemy Gold, Fit to kill, Guns, Hard Hunted, Hard ticket to Hawaii, Picasso tiger, Return to Savage beach.

AND THEYRE ALL THE FUCKING SAME MOVIE

I have a buddy who LOVES these types of movies. He would have friends over for movies nights and we would get really high and watch these and let me tell you, every single one of these type of movies are exactly the same. Super buff shirtless dude, girls are always introduced naked, drive/fly around in expensive vehicles and there has to be at LEAST 3-4 sex scenes.

And the movies just kinda end with the whole cast talking about what they did.

It’s like if Dennis Reynolds from always sunny actually made movies like how he described, “Crime, penetration, crime, penetration, until it all sorta…ends.”.