MtPollux
MtPollux t1_j1ho9bv wrote
Reply to comment by somegridplayer in Have any of you ever met a Kennedy? What were they like? by NotMarilynMonroeXO
I mean, who doesn't these days?
MtPollux t1_iy228tc wrote
The sequence of events feels off. She should fart "silently", then notice that people are looking at her. And why would you ever tell someone that you farted and then ask what you should do? That just doesn't make sense.
MtPollux t1_iy18c9j wrote
Reply to LPT: If you're traveling on a highway and are worrying if you have enough time to get to the exit, 1 mile at 60mph gives you 60 seconds. You can count down in your head. Going slower, you have more time. Faster, you have less time. by [deleted]
By the time you've counted to 90, there's a good chance you'll have missed your exit.
Alternate LPT: if you're afraid you'll be late, drive faster.
MtPollux t1_ixpzkra wrote
Reply to LPT: Android users by Ponchito-Hehexd
What exactly is the tip?
MtPollux t1_iwuae9v wrote
Reply to comment by Alililele in 23 meteors in a cluster spotted over Norway by AyeGee
The contraction "must've" sounds similar to "must of" when spoken. I don't know for a fact, but I strongly suspect that this is the origin of this common mistake.
MtPollux t1_iwph1us wrote
Pretty soon being the new ceo of Twitter will be a less desirable job than being the new drummer of Spinal Tap.
MtPollux t1_iud1vh8 wrote
Reply to LPT: always show up early and be a helping hand! Especially if your being helped what happned to commen respect by Lovleywhitesinner
Common respect has gone the way of spelling, grammar, and punctuation.
MtPollux t1_itxfsdn wrote
Reply to comment by LadeeAlana in Cross-examination of a coroner by LadeeAlana
Don't worry, I'm relaxed. If the joke were actually funny I probably wouldn't have even thought about if it was realistic or not.
MtPollux t1_ituald6 wrote
Reply to Cross-examination of a coroner by LadeeAlana
The coroner's job isn't to check for signs of life. By the time someone gets to the coroner they've already been pronounced dead by a doctor.
MtPollux t1_itemp4v wrote
Reply to LPT - Pack a bluetooth speaker (and/or watch(es)) in your suitcase if you want it to be delayed by maurinet79
r/UnethicalLifeProTips
MtPollux t1_it6p2kb wrote
That's nothing. Get back to me when he fires a rifle while shirtless on horseback. Then I'll be impressed.
MtPollux t1_irqtxon wrote
Reply to LPT: if your door squeaks, try to realign misaligned hinges instead of applying oil or lubricant. by [deleted]
Is there some practical reason I should go to this extra effort instead of just spending 30 seconds spraying wd40 on the hinge?
MtPollux t1_j1z2m1l wrote
Reply to A joke by DiligentCookie420
This will seem a lot less funny to you once you sober up.