MurderDoneRight
MurderDoneRight t1_je4syx5 wrote
Reply to Lo Specchio, me, Digital 3D, 2020 by losbadhombres
Can I commission you to make one just like this but with really long nipples and the nipples have fingernails growing on them? Also, she must have Hulk Hogan's iconic silky blonde hair and mustache.
Edit: You decide whether or not the nipples should have knuckles. I am fine either way.
MurderDoneRight t1_je47ec0 wrote
Reply to Lea Thompson in the 1980s makes me contemplate about me being born in the wrong era by [deleted]
Imagine how many nerds will go back in time and try to sleep with her if time machines would be invented.
MurderDoneRight t1_je457dr wrote
Reply to comment by havereddit in ELI5: Everyone knows that Ticketmaster is the biggest scumbucket enterprise on the planet yet no band seems able to avoid their grasp. What's to stop a really major act (e.g. Taylor Swift) from performing in venues that are not controlled by Ticketmaster, or just setting up a parallel company? by havereddit
On the height of their popularity Pearl Jam tried this, they even brought it to congress, and failed. Setting up your own venues costs a lot, most festivals loses money. They have exclusivity deals with all these venues too, that includes stadiums and other sport venues.
It's a shit show and everyone knows it, but everyone involved is making money so...
MurderDoneRight t1_je13oj5 wrote
Reply to [homemade] pigs in a blanket by rocket_gun
*Those are European pigs in a blanket since they're not circumcised.
MurderDoneRight t1_je08liz wrote
Reply to comment by Friendly_Childhood in Leonardo DiCaprio has only worked with 3 directors more than once: Baz Luhrmann (2x), Quentin Tarantino (2x), Martin Scorsese (6x). by jankyeyes
J Edgar Origins: Dawn Of The Hoover
MurderDoneRight t1_je04rr6 wrote
Reply to comment by Friendly_Childhood in Leonardo DiCaprio has only worked with 3 directors more than once: Baz Luhrmann (2x), Quentin Tarantino (2x), Martin Scorsese (6x). by jankyeyes
The Great Gatsby 2: The Even Greater Gatsby
MurderDoneRight t1_jdzu5ge wrote
Reply to Leonardo DiCaprio has only worked with 3 directors more than once: Baz Luhrmann (2x), Quentin Tarantino (2x), Martin Scorsese (6x). by jankyeyes
And he has never done a sequel to one of his movies
MurderDoneRight t1_jdv66et wrote
Reply to 1970's Johnny Knoxville by MrPicklesGhost
That's not Johnny Knoxville lol! That's Philip Clapp.
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MurderDoneRight t1_jds89vm wrote
Reply to comment by DelusionsBigIfTrue in These bananas at the grocery store are sold on the stalk they grew on by co1063
No those are Big Chode bananas
MurderDoneRight t1_jabwvtk wrote
Reply to As crews remove contaminated soil and liquid from Ohio toxic train wreck site, concerns emerge about where it's going. by ILikeTalkn2Myself
Maybe they can put it in Garfield Heights, Ohio. They built a landfill in the 1970s where they dumped toxic waste, closed it up years later without cleaning it up, a developer bought it and put a mall on top of it, the ground started sinking as gases escaped from the soil, most of the businesses left, it was reworked as a business park and is still open to this day.
Did I mention the reason why they figured out the dump were toxic? Because a staggering amount of people were developing tumors. People still live there. Shit is still messed up 50 years on and everything is business as usual.
MurderDoneRight t1_ja59fjq wrote
Reply to My MIL & her brothers, 1960s. by yttikat
It's MLK, not MIL. Nice picture though.
MurderDoneRight t1_j9yt0n1 wrote
Reply to Poe Tent Sea, me, acrylic,2023 by travischapmanart
Sometimes a dick jizzing on a bird is just a dick jizzing on a bird.
MurderDoneRight t1_j9sv87n wrote
Bruh that shady looking dog snuck an egg roll on that traditional roast beef plate!
MurderDoneRight t1_j9odg51 wrote
Reply to Blizzard warning is first for Southern California mountains since 1989: National Weather Service by Anthony12125
Ever since they merged with Activision its been all downhill
MurderDoneRight t1_j9ex84f wrote
Reply to LPT: Never tell a coworker anything you don’t want the entire office to know by Basic-Ideal
Yeah, I casually mentioned I was thinking about moving to a coworker and it somehow got to my boss who thought it was great because they were planning to "reorganize" a couple month later so I pretty much set myself up to be fired...
MurderDoneRight t1_j93o5k0 wrote
Reply to Tom Cruise, Rob Lowe and Emilio Estevez after the premier of “The Outsiders”, 1982. by fingerfunk
Stay gold, ponyboy
MurderDoneRight t1_j7kaxaa wrote
Reply to comment by JohnParcer in [OC] Movie production companies with the highest total worldwide box office revenue by giteam
Well New Line is owned by WB now so
MurderDoneRight t1_j6d7up2 wrote
Reply to comment by could_use_a_snack in The Tooth Fairy injects mass amounts of newly-created money into the economy and therefore directly causes inflation. by I_Seen_Some_Stuff
Nice try. They are grinded down into a fine powder and sold as "protein powders" to douche bags
MurderDoneRight t1_j45ondo wrote
Reply to Taste Atlas - a site that shows you local food and recipes based on a selected narration by zino3000
Neat. I learned we have an endangered type of goat in my region. Other than that, there's a local cheese that I love (Västerbottensost) and one local dish called Calskrove, which is a hamburger with fries baked into a calzone... I have yet to try that because I have some decency still in me.
MurderDoneRight t1_j3m1qqt wrote
Reply to TIL Pluto hasn't completed an orbit around the sun since its discovery. Pluto's orbit takes about 248 years, and Pluto was discovered in 1930. by irbinator
You heard about Pluto? That's messed up.
MurderDoneRight t1_j28md8h wrote
Reply to comment by PravaSagitta in The whole family is here by BacklogGamingJunkie
Ok, well... filibuster.
MurderDoneRight t1_j28k1rx wrote
Reply to comment by PravaSagitta in The whole family is here by BacklogGamingJunkie
No all cats refuse to abide by the laws of nature.
MurderDoneRight t1_j28hp44 wrote
Reply to comment by SirGuileSir in The whole family is here by BacklogGamingJunkie
All calico cats are female. Also, cats do not abide by the laws of nature.
MurderDoneRight t1_je5b7p3 wrote
Reply to comment by WereAllThrowaways in Lo Specchio, me, Digital 3D, 2020 by losbadhombres
You know what... The Maniac loves you!