NDodma01
NDodma01 t1_j2dpled wrote
Reply to As the alien onslaught continued, linguists were working furiously to translate the only message they’d received in response to our plea to understand why they were attacking. by RibaldPancake
Shouldn’t it say, greeted him and shook his hand
NDodma01 t1_j2dov3j wrote
Reply to comment by Sociablyserve296 in I've decided that beginning January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 1080p and above by MEforgotUSERNAME
Correct! He’s living in 1920 pixels.
NDodma01 t1_j2diewl wrote
Mary had a little lamb with which she used to sleep The lamb turned out to be a ram and Mary had a sheep
NDodma01 t1_j2di06o wrote
An MD
NDodma01 t1_j2a5dwa wrote
Reply to Yo Mama So Fat by Muddpup64
She’s got her own area code
NDodma01 t1_j20op3c wrote
Uranus?
NDodma01 t1_iwuxljw wrote
Reply to What do you call a man with no shins? by MarmitePants
Or Tony Handcock when he’s pleasuring himself.
NDodma01 t1_j2dzil3 wrote
Reply to comment by NDodma01 in As the alien onslaught continued, linguists were working furiously to translate the only message they’d received in response to our plea to understand why they were attacking. by RibaldPancake
Looked him in the eye, said “I was able to get a sense of his soul.” That was not my eye, said the deeply offended alien KGB agent.