Oh no, what's gonna happen this weekend?

It would be a real struggle until your husband starts getting a paycheck. I highly recommend he find a job before you all move here.

Couples making 65k a year in NJ qualify to get affordable housing but that's only for US citizens. I think they'd also qualify for food assistance but I'm not positive about that.

Oh is that why I'm waking up with massive headaches so often lately?

NJ. It's just better than the US as a whole because have you seen those crazies out there in the rest of the country? I'm not like them

Rt 29 from Lambertville north to Frenchtown then I think it turns into rt 12. It's along the Delaware and in the winter there's little frozen waterfalls everywhere

Whatever you do, do not get sucker punch pickles. They look amazing but they are the worst pickles I have ever had

Oh those sweet chili pickles look good

Oh I demand nothing less than this being Philly's thing

Imagine being known as the guy who ate horseshit. Getting recognized as such. A cute match on tinder suddenly blurts out "oh gross are you that guy who ate horseshit!?!?!" You're out grocey shopping and someone just points and yells "look! it's that guy who ate horseshit!"

That's so much cheese. How'd it all stay on the burger

Part of me wants one of you crazy fucks to pick up horse shit and eat it again, but that really should be reserved for a more special occasion, like winning the Superbowl

Single woman on a diet - $70-90 a week.

Are you buying a lot of pre made food?

When it gets warmer, the botanical garden. I don't think they're open in the winter tho

https://njbg.org/parking/

Have you put plastic on the windows? They sell kits for it and it helps a lot

I can't help you with your current situation but when I had oil heat years ago, I bought two oil filled electric radiators and they saved me a ton of money. I rented an 800 square foot shack house, it only had three rooms and a bathroom, so if your place is bigger you might need more than two radiators

Edit, oh wait, I CAN help. You can put diesel in there. Get like ten gallons or so for hot water, get the radiators for heat. Leave your cabinets open so the heat can get to your pipes

https://www.concordmonitor.com/oil-diesel-heating-replacement-14655666#:~:text=Do%20not%20put%20ordinary%20gasoline,until%20a%20delivery%20is%20made.

Take me to a Devils game and I'll fix your head for you

(My sage advice will be "stop worrying about it and enjoy watching the blood bounce on the ice")

Here's the cabbage soup recipe I use. It's very good but I've been eating it every week for months and I'm sick of it. I swap out the "Italian seasoning" and use dried basil, then add fresh oregano at the end. Also I throw a bay leaf in there

https://www.eatingwell.com/recipe/269488/cabbage-diet-soup/

Because you guys eat better food

i just learned that Abbot and Costello were both from NJ. The "who's on first, what's on second" comedians

this hurts my brain a little bit

The thunder went on forever

>I hope you warn anyone who doesn't eat meat that it's in there.

Oh honey, it's how they make pizza sauce in most NJ pizza places, just ask your local place what's in the sauce

> This is the kinda stuff that makes me not want to eat other people's home cooking.

You were not invited to eat my cooking. But if you want you can come over and I'll make a nice vegan/vegetarian meal for you, as long as you drop the shit attitude assuming I'm some sort of asshole who would feed animal products to someone who doesn't eat them, because it's unnecessary.

Maybe some grilled veggies on fresh baked bread (no eggs in the bread) or I make a mean golden curry stir fry with potatoes, onions celery and carrots

I have never seen or heard of this stuff. Look, pizza sauce is really easy, you add whatever veggies and herbs you want, the secret is adding a bit of chicken stock

Personally I really like an oniony sauce so I sautee up a whole yellow onion, and a couple of garlic cloves (diced and sliced, respectively). Open a can (28oz) of peeled plum tomatoes and puree it either with a blender or a stick blender thingy ( it's too early to remember the name) and dump it into a pot with the sauteed stuff and a splash of chicken stock Add your herbs now if they're dried or simmer for at least 30 minutes, the longer the better you all know this. Then add your fresh herbs if you're using fresh.

You might be asking "no sugar" and that's correct no sugar, you might wanna add it but I hate sugar in any tomato sauce, it's not good

Came home, found his gf dead, tried to revive her but couldn't, put her on the bed for two weeks and then into a trash bag and in the closet until she was found by the landlord.

I ain't buying it who the fuck finds someone dead in their house, who they presumably loved and doesn't call 911? Then lets the body rot for two weeks and throws it in a trash bag?

Laminated pieces of white poster board with a tiny picture of your face. You could fake it with poster board from the supermarket, pictures you got developed, a type writer, and a laminating machine.

....I assume