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New_Stats t1_j7gpy6z wrote
Reply to comment by ToastedSimian in Dear NJ men, by [deleted]
really. You've never heard anyone comment a negative opinion about a trend, ever. That's unbelievable, in the "I do not believe you" sense, not the "That's impressive" sense of the term
New_Stats t1_j7gosl4 wrote
Reply to comment by SpankyMcDangle in Dear NJ men, by [deleted]
I love the Vandals, their cover of Don't Stop Me Now by Queen is AMAZING
New_Stats t1_j7fmjkw wrote
Reply to comment by ToastedSimian in Dear NJ men, by [deleted]
Dude, you lied about what NJ was like, to make yourself feel morally superior and when I pointed out how that just wasn't true you shifted to another talking point to make yourself feel morally superior.
And now you're trying to say that you like people who aren't judgy after being ridiculously judgy.
If you want to be around people who don't mock horrible fashion choices perhaps you'd feel more at home in Tennessee or something
New_Stats t1_j7fkvxs wrote
Reply to comment by Groovydogg in Dear NJ men, by [deleted]
Europeans call it forbidden hair.
Also here's a great song about mullets
New_Stats t1_j7ffaxf wrote
Reply to comment by ToastedSimian in Dear NJ men, by [deleted]
It's what makes this state great :)
New_Stats t1_j7ff82p wrote
Reply to comment by Sirkitbreak99 in Dear NJ men, by [deleted]
>There are no mistakes in style
Of course there is
New_Stats t1_j7ff6a7 wrote
Reply to comment by PezXCore in Dear NJ men, by [deleted]
Saying a style of haircut is bad isn't creepy at all, you're just upset that I'm calling out an ugly haircut
New_Stats t1_j7ff1vv wrote
Reply to comment by hipsteradonis in Dear NJ men, by [deleted]
They were never cool to begin with, and anyone who gets one will be haunted forever by the pics of them with a mullet. In ten years mullet havers today will still be mocked and rightly so
New_Stats t1_j7few4o wrote
Reply to comment by Some-Imagination9782 in Dear NJ men, by [deleted]
I'm just trying to keep young men from looking like they're sad 37 year olds who hasn't had sex since his now ex wife caught him in bed with a legal teenager, doesn't know how to cook and can barely take care of himself without her
New_Stats t1_j7fepwq wrote
Reply to comment by ToastedSimian in Dear NJ men, by [deleted]
Idk where you grew up but saying mullets are awful has been something that's happened in NJ for decades
New_Stats t1_j7ddx5s wrote
Reply to comment by PezXCore in Dear NJ men, by [deleted]
Saying mullets are usually ugly is creepy. That's pretty funny
New_Stats t1_j7dclxh wrote
Reply to comment by hopopo in Dear NJ men, by [deleted]
Joe dirt
New_Stats t1_j7dcjwd wrote
Reply to comment by PezXCore in Dear NJ men, by [deleted]
They will never ever look good on anyone. I will try to prevent kids from making mistakes.
New_Stats t1_j7dcang wrote
Reply to comment by Sirkitbreak99 in Dear NJ men, by [deleted]
Seriously it's 2023 stop repeating mistakes made in the past
New_Stats t1_j7bj3d7 wrote
Reply to comment by 2017Recon in Dear NJ men, by [deleted]
I wish I could help her but I don't know how to make teenagers understand me. "YOU HAVE HORRIBLE TASTE, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM ???" doesn't seem to work very well for some strange reason.
Maybe get her eyes checked, it could be an issue easily corrected with glasses.
New_Stats t1_j6oy80p wrote
Reply to 12 NJ coastal mayors sign letter to halt offshore wind activity after 8th whale found dead at Lido Beach by rollotomasi07071
They should take matters into their own hands>! and literally go fuck themselves!<
New_Stats t1_j6odloo wrote
Reply to comment by Warsplit01 in Man who lost testicle from supervisor's hit awarded $295,000 by wawaboy
You are low balling yourself
New_Stats t1_j6odiwr wrote
Man lost a ball, that's worth at least half a million if not more
New_Stats t1_j6od6vx wrote
>the neighbor has 20 hives over the recommended amount (3 per 1/4 acre).
We need bees. We also need healthy bees and this might be a danger to not only them but the other bees in the area. I'd research further and see if too many hives too close together is bad for the bees, then go from there
New_Stats t1_j6il3jy wrote
Reply to comment by edwardmsk in Would you say that you identify more with NJ or the US as a whole? by mszanka
You seem like you're missing an /s
New_Stats t1_j6ikvbv wrote
Reply to comment by Shalllom in Would you say that you identify more with NJ or the US as a whole? by mszanka
Spray 'em with a hose
New_Stats t1_j6ikrc5 wrote
Reply to comment by honybdgr in Would you say that you identify more with NJ or the US as a whole? by mszanka
Have you tried pooping on them tho? I believe in you, I know you can do it!
New_Stats t1_j6hzxvi wrote
Reply to comment by Shalllom in Would you say that you identify more with NJ or the US as a whole? by mszanka
We do have a handful of serial public poopers from time to time. So does every place tho
New_Stats t1_j6hv4g5 wrote
Reply to comment by SlyMarboJr in Would you say that you identify more with NJ or the US as a whole? by mszanka
And let the crazies have full control of the nukes? Fuck that, we're staying. You know what happened to the confederacy and they were much more equally matched against the union than we are against the current US military
New_Stats t1_j7k8y6z wrote
Reply to comment by scaryclown148 in Dear NJ men, by [deleted]
Ok but it's ONLY going to look good on you, and no one else