That’ll do it.

It was… Exhilarating…

My suggestion? A bottle of magnesium citrate now, then scrub your bumhole with oil-breaking soap, drink a liter of water, and in an hour another bottle of magnesium citrate. Afterwords try to keep drinking water. Try.

Weird… Were you particularly cracked?

During recovery week, a bunch of my platoon challenged each other to smear tiger balm or icy hot on our taints…

Wasn’t that part of the Revenge of the Nerd’s “revenge”?

Indubitably. At least with cold piss you can halfway convince yourself that it’s just water from the splashing flush.

Better than warm piss…

Right? Some of us can drink that in an hour and be relatively fine…

I’ve got the feeling that Minute-Ad believes everything he learned from the grade school anti-booze campaign.

Holding?

Exactly what the doctor said as OP got on the examination table doggy style.

I figure historical ad is overthinking it less than OP is.

A women’s shelter might be a good choice?

I mean, where else would your kid be…

The actual mistake was having a Pepsi.

Part of becoming an adult is learning to plan around work. If you know you’re behind in your school work, perhaps don’t plan outings with the lads?

The belting seems excessive.

Like Matlock.

10/10 would only recommend this porn to ssbbw fans tho

If I had to guess, her past partners dropped her for the next pair of spread legs.

Currently keeps in her Rolodex, so to speak…

You’re a ducking Saint!

Nah man, she needs to give him a hug and apologize for judging him about having old relationships.

I really need to start screenshotting these…

“We was just talkin…”