No_Love_1353
No_Love_1353 t1_jaebufs wrote
Reply to TIFU by sleeping with a former student by tifuteacher001
The sheer size of him? He’s 175 lbs… he’s a damn rail at 6’4”.
No_Love_1353 t1_jadcjmp wrote
Reply to TIFU by reaching the airport 20 mins before the scheduled flight departure time by smartanddirty93
Been there, done that… Ended up driving to DFW to catch the next plane.
No_Love_1353 t1_jacdfsf wrote
Ain’t no gucking way.
No_Love_1353 t1_ja93yhj wrote
Reply to TIFU but looking like a paedo by thegasman2000
And meanwhile I had no idea what “busking” was…
No_Love_1353 t1_ja37zvk wrote
Reply to TIFU by unlocking my moms bedroom door by CDTED
So your mom’s friend came over for some sexy time… With their 15 year old dog?
No_Love_1353 t1_ja1gv7z wrote
Reply to comment by No_Paramedic8809 in TIFU by taking laxatives before sex by [deleted]
It really was.
No_Love_1353 t1_j9z8u16 wrote
Reply to TIFU why me (29F) and my girlfriend (28F) talked about our marriage with his conservative family. by TIFUweddingday
Oh, this is beautiful! I hope you two have a wonderful wedding, reception, marriage, and life!
No_Love_1353 t1_j9vjvlk wrote
Reply to comment by RaggysRinger in TIFU by getting Urban Dictionary blocked in some random school in the USA by _Bluestar_Bus_Soton_
Very nice!
No_Love_1353 t1_j9omqrj wrote
Reply to TIFU by hurting my soulmate by [deleted]
“Soulmate”
No_Love_1353 t1_j9okiro wrote
Reply to TIFU because i (M15) scratched a classmate off mine with my nails as a self defense mechanism by [deleted]
Trim your damn nails, kid.
No_Love_1353 t1_j9i1rm4 wrote
Well at least that was the only issue with the foreskin…
No_Love_1353 t1_j9672hg wrote
Reply to comment by Ubericious in TIFU by sending a girl a hentai sticker by AltraGeneration
Oof… I’m sorry bro.
No_Love_1353 t1_j6p94c2 wrote
Reply to comment by Any-Confusion-4526 in TIFU by letting my brother meet my gf by Dinobrothers
His women don’t respect him either:
No_Love_1353 t1_j6mv0z2 wrote
Please sanitize that toy properly now that it’s been retrieved…
No_Love_1353 t1_j6lqelv wrote
It’s the “I don’t drive yet” part that worries me. You guys are kids, aren’t you?
No_Love_1353 t1_j6l708r wrote
Reply to comment by Mission-Handle-9033 in TIFU by introducing my family to death note by Mission-Handle-9033
I sure hope you haven’t landed on her Death Note…
No_Love_1353 t1_j4x2z7t wrote
Reply to Tifu by burning my boob at work by RogueMoonbow
Omg… I’ve got a sunburn on mine and rubbed the skin off on the inner seam of an inner tube, but your story is horrifying.
No_Love_1353 t1_j44j1jw wrote
You haven’t been pushing him to choke you during sexy time, have you?
No_Love_1353 t1_j36s0hd wrote
Time to post the note.
No_Love_1353 t1_j1z85ms wrote
Reply to comment by kletskopke in TIFU by teaching survival skills to a church group by Missing411_hopenot
The OP knows what I’m talking about, even if the downvoters don’t.
No_Love_1353 t1_j1xiglh wrote
Can you ruck? My suggestion would be for you, her instructor, to be out on the hunt for her. Right now it seems like you’re the one that would know both her mindset and exactly what you’ve taught her. So ruck up and go bring your student home.
No_Love_1353 t1_j1m8eh1 wrote
Reply to TIFU by accidentally insinuating that I wanted to bang my crush's mom at a Christmas Eve sleepover by Kwesi_Hopkins
There’s a lot more going on here than just “I never had a family life”, I’m afraid.
No_Love_1353 t1_j1kbc10 wrote
I see no FuckUp.
No_Love_1353 t1_j1ipso6 wrote
Reply to TIFU by asking about my wife's dog by scruffyfatguy
Where’s the fuckup?
No_Love_1353 t1_jaep8gu wrote
Reply to TIFU by jumping on the bed and embarrassingly injuring my genitals. by 99monkeysjumping
Oof… I feel your pain…