Odd_Critter
Odd_Critter t1_je8t07y wrote
Reply to How Many People Are In The Room? by duskinthegreen
Contact Genevieve. She said she was warned... But warned by WHO? That person, or entity, might have the answers you need. Or, maybe trip again, find the same room. Try to trap it back in the room. Maybe scratch the symbol into someone else. Use them as bait...
Odd_Critter t1_jabnpdg wrote
Reply to My gf and I got stranded on a desert island after I crashed her dad’s boat. I should never have gone off exploring alone... by lightingnations
She's lucky to have you. If that happened to my wife, I would find a way to make it work. Being in love is important. When you've found The One, let nothing sand in your way. <3
Odd_Critter t1_ja6se6o wrote
BOOM goes the compressed carbon! Good job getting out. He's going to end up alone and confused, in a place full of sulphur, and pitchforks to the ass!
Odd_Critter t1_j8yh68v wrote
Blast. I was halfway through, and it must have gotten removed by a vicous sentient alt!
Odd_Critter t1_j43akf7 wrote
Reply to comment by girl_from_the_crypt in Warnings to the wannabe cryptid hunters: So my ex is back… by girl_from_the_crypt
We're only certain because that's how these experiences feel to us, both in our lives, and from hearing your words. You may not see or feel it, because you don't have your soul. Perhaps your view of it may not be the same, and quite possibly, maybe some of us are only certain because it inspires wistful feelings about moments from our own lives. Maybe we're too idealistic. Time will tell. Right?
Odd_Critter t1_j439kku wrote
What a terrifying thing to come downstairs to! People are right, he still loves you. Regardless, I am so glad you have an identity to begin working with.
Odd_Critter t1_j32ujus wrote
Reply to comment by ch-4-os in I used to love The Rules. by ch-4-os
I look forward to hearing the result!
Odd_Critter t1_j30mmse wrote
Reply to I used to love The Rules. by ch-4-os
Ask the landlord to come into your apartment. Ask them if they can see the rules. If they don't know what you are talking about, go to a hospital with a psych ER. Tell them everything. If they can see the rules, Ask what happened to the last person to break them. Ask your boss the same thing about your rules at work. DO NOT accept this without investigation. If it's in your head, get it treated. If it's not, well, at least you will know that, right?
Odd_Critter t1_j29f6yt wrote
I'd pester her about what else she might have for sale!
Odd_Critter t1_j1w2ny9 wrote
Reply to Something Is Eating My Neighbors by beardify
I bet you and the other one could get together and raise beautiful freaks of nature together!
Odd_Critter t1_j0q5fwb wrote
Someone built a rig over a nest of sirens by mistake!
Odd_Critter t1_j0537t8 wrote
Reply to I've lived today before. by NomNomNomNation
Still at it huh? Didn't think you'd take so long. Hell, didn't think you'd last this long. See you tomorrow!
Odd_Critter t1_izpaeqf wrote
Burn the house. It's the only way to be sure.
Odd_Critter t1_iy611xq wrote
Reply to I worked for a slaughterhouse in the Midwest. You think you're buying beef at the grocery store, but you're wrong. by GTripp14
I don't mind. So my surf and turf comes from TWO things that look like monsters. Fuck it. We've all got to die sometime. I hope the next plant isn't too expensive to build. Got to keep these costs down. I will make sure to clean my plate at my next cookout, out of, respect. For the workers.
Odd_Critter t1_ixy50s2 wrote
Reply to I know it can hear me breathing by Low-Trainer-947
Is that big table still nearby? If that monster is trying to find you with sound, set your phone to sound an alarm clock in one minute. Count 45 seconds, open the door, and throw it at the table.With any luck, the table will fall because of the damaged legs. That and the alarm will keep it busy while you flee. Then you better already be running!
Odd_Critter t1_ixxh0az wrote
Damn. Can I get her number? My demons and her demons can hang out!
Odd_Critter t1_ixix0v7 wrote
Wait... When did Caleb die here? Did the Zombie that bit Fred kill him, or did he get it later while running?
Odd_Critter t1_iwfpiz6 wrote
I know a few people who deserve to, assist you... There's no coming back from digestion.
Odd_Critter t1_ivslt0d wrote
Your mom is like Ellen Ripley!
Odd_Critter t1_ivq61s5 wrote
Sounds like your dad is on the run from someone! Some, thing?
Odd_Critter t1_iui3311 wrote
Reply to They came on Halloween by WeirdBryceGuy
Wooooo! Go Team Halloween! You showed those alien scum what the "weakest, most frail" can do! Good show!
Odd_Critter t1_iuf61pg wrote
I hope you didn't use Miracle Grow!
Odd_Critter t1_iswbkut wrote
Reply to Skin Deep by Ellie_The_Mermaid129
Now go get me some tea.
Odd_Critter t1_irad3bi wrote
Reply to fear4life.com by tropical_rabbit
I got the same message as you. I also saw a creepy as fuck video. I don't know what's going on. Maybe a viral marketing campaign. If so, whoever is responsible is clever as heck! I'm sure it's nothing, right? Hold on, I think the food I ordered arrived. I'd better answer the door.
Odd_Critter t1_jeca4i6 wrote
Reply to HELP WANTED: nine rules for housesitting in the netherworld by lets-split-up
Your face WOULD HURT, after something like that... I wouldn't have been able to really contain my own laughter, letting him leave without winding the grandfather clock like that. The line you delivered about not really sparing him, I wouldn't have been able to keep a straight... FACE! HA! Which I suppose you didn't! Really, you've got a sharp wit, my friend.