I like that handle. What is that wood?

Bounced on my boys ice stalagmite to this.

She may have gotten bigger but your dick hasn't.

Is probably what her friends would say.

I like this analogy because I actually naturally ferment my own hot sauce. If you let it go long enough, it produces enough alcohol to give you a mild buzz if you ingest enough. I have friends who joke about drinking it but I think I might actually take it a step further and distill a batch into liquor.

Look if your airbnb owner is leaving you dead birds it's because they think you don't know how to hunt on your own.

Bro. Look. Your kid has Burger King hands, ok?