The real FU is you thinking we're gonna fall for this. Everyone knows Wyoming isn't real.

That's cold man.

Just be glad your family didn't break both of your arms.

Let me see that thong-ong-ong-ong-ong.

Baby. That thong, thong, thong, thong, thong.

What a terrible time time to be literate.

Kid sure knows how to stick it to ya.

She's experimenting with crocheting needles, but you're the one doing the poking.

Sounds like this guy is a Ghostbuster

You probably have Safesearch on so the porn is hidden.

I called our gas company over once thinking we had a leak when in essence it was just the stickies cat turd my cat had ever done.

That's one way to make soft serve.

Gag reflex achievement unlocked.

Guess you've got an Onion ring now..

This cracked me up even though the use of that word makes me hot under the collar. This was a true typo and accident. If you get called on it, just tell them the truth. It's very plausible.

That's nuts.

True story when I worked at a grocery store in my teens we have an overly intense assistant manager, who lived for the store. Think Dwight from the office. A guy shoplifts one day and come bursting out the front door. I'm outside on carryout duty. Next thing I see is said assistant manager flying out the door behind him. He proceeds to jump in his car and give chase to the shoplifters vehicle. I never asked if he caught him. It was just the darndest thing I'd seen.

You jingled his bells on Christmas.

Yes

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire

Covid dripping from your nose

You were too baked to be bothered by fire.

Bi-incest curiosity gonna kill the cat.

Yep. Yall gotta go up the Hershey highway or none of this makes sense.

And a Happy New Wizz.

Oddly wholesome.

Man, you gotta get some therapy. None of this alphabet soup matters if you don't get your issues worked out.