OkVolume1
OkVolume1 t1_j1dfn3x wrote
Reply to comment by Sarcastic-pickle2 in TIFU (update) by sleeping with my aunts ex by Sarcastic-pickle2
31 should never go into 18. That's not good math.
OkVolume1 t1_j192f6a wrote
Reply to TIFU by riding my bf by [deleted]
One guy, two holes.
OkVolume1 t1_j19287x wrote
Sounds like you bumped into a boob on accident. It happens. Not like your grab and squeezed it.
OkVolume1 t1_j182k6v wrote
Reply to TIFU BY HOLDING IT IN by mymy0121
Fwbs= friends with bladder splatter
OkVolume1 t1_j0ce63r wrote
Reply to comment by PKDankStorm in TIFU by jumping into my pants by [deleted]
Jump-in clinic.
OkVolume1 t1_j069c9d wrote
I give this FU one thumb up.
OkVolume1 t1_iycfuy8 wrote
Reply to TIFU by having to shit behind a gas station by [deleted]
So, you're saying Kyle Busch wrecked you?
OkVolume1 t1_iy7r2mw wrote
Reply to TIFU by not taking my time while manscaping by [deleted]
You cut yo nut.
OkVolume1 t1_iy7qyna wrote
Real slick my friend.
OkVolume1 t1_iy4g7pm wrote
You have the right to remain silent, but apparently not the ability.
OkVolume1 t1_iy3adug wrote
You've got the turkey trots.
OkVolume1 t1_ixzueih wrote
Reply to tifu by flattening my big mac by LlwynogMulder
Bada-ba-ba-ba, I'm crushing it.
OkVolume1 t1_ixyi5hg wrote
Reply to TIFU by removing my period cup by blameitonpatricia
One girl, one cup..
OkVolume1 t1_ixvk49r wrote
The bigger FU is you flexing that can you can afford White Castle in this economy. You can't hide money in Illinois.
OkVolume1 t1_ixvjikc wrote
You best be having milk at the reception.
OkVolume1 t1_ixu4iw1 wrote
Reply to comment by JayElbey in TIFU by getting so drunk I shit in my bedroom by Remarkable_Camera832
Turned his dresser into a messer.
OkVolume1 t1_ixljttg wrote
Reply to TIFU by being a h*rny by cxcxxxc
I would bet your computer table is plenty big to cover your weenie.
OkVolume1 t1_ixlgstl wrote
Reply to comment by Earguy in TIFU by forgetting to wear underwear by rubyroses123
One does not reschedule ice cream.
OkVolume1 t1_ixk9cwq wrote
Reply to TIFU by forgetting to wear underwear by rubyroses123
Rough day. Period.
OkVolume1 t1_ixfk087 wrote
Reply to TIFU by accidentally making fun of a guy missing a leg while delivering pizzas by Goddamitnoleg
You really stepped in it, huh.
OkVolume1 t1_iwuh1hf wrote
Reply to TIFU telling my gf my sexual fantasy by [deleted]
More at 10..
OkVolume1 t1_ivtjevj wrote
Reply to comment by Kiethblacklion in My mother’s senior prom from the 80’s by dondestairs
I still have paneling above our fire place in our house that was built in the 30s.
OkVolume1 t1_ivt4vts wrote
Reply to comment by ShirazGypsy in My mother’s senior prom from the 80’s by dondestairs
And that paneling.
OkVolume1 t1_irmet0z wrote
Reply to TIFU by begin a gassy asshole in the phone by GassyTac0
Anyone who casually uses the "r" word doesn't deserve the job.
OkVolume1 t1_j1hec04 wrote
Reply to TIFU by sending my kids the penis emoji thinking it was a vegetable by dazablue
Why do we even have an eggplant emoji other than for sexy talk?