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Omnimpotent t1_jac5r6c wrote
Reply to comment by t0rqu3d in This new Stanley tape measures is missing a few marks between 24 and 25... by Jay_Ray
His lung cancer was playing up again
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Reply to The balloons are attacking back! by AndalusianGod
33 people died that night
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Reply to comment by KiAndres in Daikannon, Sendai Japan by KiAndres
You sunnovabitch, I'm in
Omnimpotent t1_j6g2tmy wrote
Reply to comment by gusaaaaa in While you were all discussing if the toilet paper goes forwards or backwards, I just came home to this by huehuehue1292
This is a huge 'fuck you' to the entire toilet paper community.
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Reply to comment by superiorhumanz in Marshall Mathers, or Eminem, in his 1989 yearbook photo at Lincoln High School. by TetraCGT
uses effort to put on own braces and perform self-rhinoplasty
Omnimpotent t1_iy6i548 wrote
Reply to comment by LegendOfBobbyTables in A young girl enjoying a smoke, 1914. by mariusmariuzi
You don't inhale cigars just fyi
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Reply to comment by Scumwaffle in Weird song from the 2000s?? by Pleaseburnme420
I never even thought to question this, I thought they surfed on buttholes.
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Reply to comment by Fiyanggu in TIL In 1945, a mere 5 percent of France’s homes had a private, indoor bathroom by Chris_Hackett
But they're cuisine is le best in ze world!
Why? Because it's French! There is no other reason they're food is the best, it's just French and that's it and butter.
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Reply to comment by TimeSuck3000 in Caulk inspector by lnfinity
Ba-CAULK