Radiodaize t1_it6cu3e wrote on October 21, 2022 at 6:59 AM

Reply to comment by SakarPhone in TIFU by eating shrooms and violently forcing my girlfriend to throw up by blackcatonacid

It's not bad enough drugs are physically and psychologically destructive, but the Bible says they are the Devil. Nail in the coffin.

Radiodaize t1_irpfike wrote on October 10, 2022 at 12:55 AM

Reply to TIFU by PersimmonWestern151

Always attach a string with a coffee mug or television remote tied to the end so it won't get lost.

Radiodaize t1_irka6zc wrote on October 8, 2022 at 10:13 PM

Reply to TIFU by begin a gassy asshole in the phone by GassyTac0

Just call and pretend you haven't heard from her and want to follow up. Play dumb to the entire fart call. She'll realize it must have been a wrong number or faulty connection. Probably won't even mention it after that.

Or you can take a photo of yourself in a pair of leather chaps with your exposed bare ass sitting on a Harley and email it to her with the caption, "I only brake for the wind."