RandomBrakeLights

RandomBrakeLights t1_jcqmbe4 wrote on March 18, 2023 at 8:20 PM

Reply to After Brendan Fraser won an Oscar for The Whale, my wife suggested we make a movie about my penis. by Jouglet

The Harpoon.

RandomBrakeLights t1_jc4fz7z wrote on March 13, 2023 at 11:33 PM

Reply to What do you call morning wood that wakes you up? by FunnyGoNow

Early Riser

RandomBrakeLights t1_jacz30p wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:30 PM

Reply to A slice of apple pie is $2.5 in Jamaica and $3.0 in the Bahamas. by InfiniteVoids

Don’t tease me with those pie radii.

RandomBrakeLights t1_j9w8xsf wrote on February 25, 2023 at 12:27 AM

Reply to What's the worst thing about Austria? by HBNTrader

It’s too close to New Zealand.

RandomBrakeLights t1_j9w5o2w wrote on February 25, 2023 at 12:03 AM

Reply to What is black and white and red all over? by destined2destroyus

The Des Moines Register Tomato

RandomBrakeLights t1_j5md20t wrote on January 24, 2023 at 12:47 AM

Reply to what do pigs build with? by tree22211

An adjustable spammer