RekoHart

RekoHart t1_jd7ieu5 wrote

Example:

GPS : Make a right turn.

[Michael starts to turn right]

Dwight Schrute : Wait, wait, no no no, it means "bear right." Up there.

Michael Scott : No, it said right. It said take a right.

Dwight Schrute : No, no. Look, it means go up to the right -- bear right -- over the bridge, and hook up with 307.

GPS : Make a right turn.

Michael Scott : Maybe it's a shortcut, Dwight. It said go to the right.

[he turns right]

Dwight Schrute : It can't mean that, there's a lake there!

GPS : Proceed straight.

Michael Scott : I think it knows where it is going.

Dwight Schrute : This is the lake! THIS IS THE LAKE!

Michael Scott : The machine knows! Stop yelling at me! Stop yelling!

Dwight Schrute : NO! IT'S UP THERE! THERE'S NO ROAD HERE!

[It's too late. Michael drives right into the lake]

Dwight Schrute : Remain calm, I have trained for this!

[he unbuckles his seat belt]

Dwight Schrute : Okay. Exit the window! Here we go!

[Dwight and Michael climb out the windows]

GPS : Make a u-turn, if possible

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