Republican_Wet_Dream

Republican_Wet_Dream t1_j1m9xja wrote

Call me when you get stuck. I’m about a block away with a trash can full of wood ash.

Also, DO NOT TRY TO GO DOWN THE LAST BLOCK OF FLEMING BETWEEN KRAM AND LEVERINGTON AFTER ANY KIND OF WEATHER. IT TURNS INTO AN INCLINED ICE RINK AND YOU WILL SLOWLY AND INEXORABLY SLIDE PAST THE STOP INTO THE TENEDR MERCIES OF ONCOMING TRAFFIC.

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Republican_Wet_Dream t1_iu6m467 wrote

Reply to Center City by toddnkaya1

Oh lord

The holy orange light

Of the Center City omphalos

My soul is restored

My psyche is re-Philadelphized

Heal me! Restore the all too elusive equanimity

Balance me with a schooner of lager

150% of a happy hour cheesesteak

And when is an hour at Oscar’s never happy?

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