RibaldPancake
RibaldPancake OP t1_ixwkyap wrote
Reply to comment by Hawke-Not-Ewe in I saw that our local zoo has an interesting attraction : A lion and a sheep living peacefully in the same cage. by RibaldPancake
Yes, the shear audacity of such a comment!
RibaldPancake t1_ixwihmb wrote
Reply to comment by valkyriejae in What do you call doctors who graduated online? by Lord_Darth_Voldemort
Chief Resident?
RibaldPancake OP t1_ixwi8hf wrote
Reply to comment by Gil-Gandel in I saw that our local zoo has an interesting attraction : A lion and a sheep living peacefully in the same cage. by RibaldPancake
I would hunt you down in my dreams for this, but luckily for you with “aweem away” stuck in my brain there will be no sleep for RibaldPancake tonight…
RibaldPancake OP t1_ixwf2hf wrote
Reply to comment by thetorontotickler in I saw that our local zoo has an interesting attraction : A lion and a sheep living peacefully in the same cage. by RibaldPancake
I asked a spokessheep about this and it just smiled sheepishly at me.
RibaldPancake OP t1_ixw0saa wrote
Reply to comment by thetorontotickler in I saw that our local zoo has an interesting attraction : A lion and a sheep living peacefully in the same cage. by RibaldPancake
I prefer to think of it as “deliberately misleading”. The latest theories of why we laugh at jokes says “that humor results when a person simultaneously recognizes both that a norm has been breached and that the breach is benign”. Thus, a deception of some sort is required for a joke to be funny.
RibaldPancake OP t1_ixvtoag wrote
Reply to comment by thetorontotickler in I saw that our local zoo has an interesting attraction : A lion and a sheep living peacefully in the same cage. by RibaldPancake
The joke is that they're (supposedly) living together peacefully.
RibaldPancake t1_ixuwy4a wrote
What do you call a doctor who graduated last in his med school class? Doctor.
RibaldPancake OP t1_ixunnwh wrote
Reply to comment by Koplader in I saw that our local zoo has an interesting attraction : A lion and a sheep living peacefully in the same cage. by RibaldPancake
Or on the couch…
RibaldPancake OP t1_ixulkhy wrote
Reply to comment by Make_the_music_stop in I saw that our local zoo has an interesting attraction : A lion and a sheep living peacefully in the same cage. by RibaldPancake
I was disappointed during another trip to that same zoo. I went to the apiary and there were no apes, just a bunch of bees.
RibaldPancake OP t1_ixulg3t wrote
Reply to comment by greedydita in I saw that our local zoo has an interesting attraction : A lion and a sheep living peacefully in the same cage. by RibaldPancake
At the time I thought he was just stretching his fingers, but in hindsight…
RibaldPancake OP t1_ixuhutv wrote
Reply to comment by stillnotking in I saw that our local zoo has an interesting attraction : A lion and a sheep living peacefully in the same cage. by RibaldPancake
A profound observation!
RibaldPancake t1_ixjcgrx wrote
My wife says it’s well done
RibaldPancake OP t1_ivvs3kg wrote
Reply to comment by xc68030 in A "large" man is seated at a restaurant and the waiter brings an enormous steak. by RibaldPancake
What “are” they for then?
RibaldPancake OP t1_ivtukux wrote
Reply to comment by Meranek in A "large" man is seated at a restaurant and the waiter brings an enormous steak. by RibaldPancake
It's possible that he was just very big, not fat. My dog told me this joke this morning and she didn't elaborate.
RibaldPancake OP t1_ivtim3r wrote
Reply to comment by third-try in A "large" man is seated at a restaurant and the waiter brings an enormous steak. by RibaldPancake
It might go back to Og and Grog the cavemen talking about brontosaurus ribs...
RibaldPancake OP t1_ivt8q4p wrote
Reply to comment by Gorf_the_Magnificent in A "large" man is seated at a restaurant and the waiter brings an enormous steak. by RibaldPancake
For emphasis since the title is all in bold. I can’t afford to be too subtle…
RibaldPancake OP t1_ivt02kl wrote
Reply to comment by thegumby1 in A "large" man is seated at a restaurant and the waiter brings an enormous steak. by RibaldPancake
Good addition! It might confuse some folks, though...
RibaldPancake OP t1_iud1adr wrote
Reply to comment by Patches3362 in I’ve never experienced post-nut clarity. by RibaldPancake
And even if it isn’t the best joke in the world, I’d rather see the occasional new “bad” joke than get the bus driver/nun 30 times a week…
RibaldPancake OP t1_iubbuol wrote
Reply to comment by Wrong-Ad1936 in I’ve never experienced post-nut clarity. by RibaldPancake
From a high-quality original dad…
RibaldPancake OP t1_iubbn2b wrote
Reply to comment by flamingnothing in I’ve never experienced post-nut clarity. by RibaldPancake
Thanks!
RibaldPancake OP t1_iuadnik wrote
Reply to comment by stokie2000 in I’ve never experienced post-nut clarity. by RibaldPancake
I regret that you lack the subtlety to appreciate a high-quality original joke.
RibaldPancake OP t1_ixwm210 wrote
Reply to comment by Hawke-Not-Ewe in I saw that our local zoo has an interesting attraction : A lion and a sheep living peacefully in the same cage. by RibaldPancake
I’ll try to keep up with ewe unless my beau peeps in.