RudeSprinkles1240
RudeSprinkles1240 t1_j6m2d7h wrote
You're a 40 year old man, aren't you?
RudeSprinkles1240 t1_j6l0id2 wrote
Reply to TIFU by trying a menstral cup by Cherry___Popper
Menstrual.
RudeSprinkles1240 t1_j680ske wrote
Reply to comment by Fickle-Angle-4651 in TIFU when i didn't stop after i hit someone. by Fickle-Angle-4651
You "forgot" to mention so much, I believe you needed a rewrite on your fiction before you posted.
RudeSprinkles1240 t1_j5ll66a wrote
You don't actually need to socialize your kitten to men; you need to find a woman veterinarian.
RudeSprinkles1240 t1_j48m9pq wrote
Reply to comment by realdummyshit in TIFU by getting too weird with sounding and narrowly escaping an embarassing trip to the ER (NSFW) by realdummyshit
Good luck. Try not to die.
RudeSprinkles1240 t1_j486ndq wrote
Reply to TIFU by getting too weird with sounding and narrowly escaping an embarassing trip to the ER (NSFW) by realdummyshit
So. Being a person who has actually catheterized people, I'm going to choose to believe that you are absolutely not telling the truth. In the event that you are telling the truth, you should know that what you are doing is absolutely going to cause you infection, scarring, and perhaps incontinence.
So get some help.
RudeSprinkles1240 t1_j44ulfa wrote
Night before last, I had a dream that I had a wild fire sweep over me. I was in the fire.
I think my face was burning from the differin gel I put on it. Maybe your boyfriend has sleep apnea.
RudeSprinkles1240 t1_j27jyvy wrote
Reply to TIFU by talking excitedly about food and beating inflation…in front of a literal millionaire by DogThrowawaay
She sounds nice. She has enough, but knows what it's like to be hungry, at least second hand. If you're that worried about food (and really, prices have soared lately), and she wants to give, I don't see the problem.
Are you so proud that you don't want her to think you're poor?
RudeSprinkles1240 t1_j1y2lnj wrote
You're a 40 year old man, aren't you?
RudeSprinkles1240 t1_j1xffiv wrote
*Norco. It's vicodin, but with less acetaminophen.
RudeSprinkles1240 t1_j1uc3ja wrote
Reply to TIFU by chasing a shoplifter by staterho
r/iamverybadass
RudeSprinkles1240 t1_j1tsszp wrote
Reply to comment by respectfulpanda in TIFU by telling girlfriend I don't like her family by [deleted]
Yeah, that sounds like a great way to make sure you're miserable.
RudeSprinkles1240 t1_j1tsmk8 wrote
I know it probably doesn't seem like it now, but life is too short to go on a trip with people you don't like, and passive aggressive snipes like "sorry my family isn't perfect" doesn't make your girlfriend sound like somebody that it's worthwhile spending time with either.
I'm not saying you should break up with her; I'm just saying that you should think about your priorities. How and with whom do you want to spend your time?
RudeSprinkles1240 t1_j1t3m1b wrote
Reply to comment by Revocation_Of_Doubt in TIFU by taking KFC in the metro. by [deleted]
Per google, some cities in India and China have x ray scanning of bags in metros.
I wish we had metros.
RudeSprinkles1240 t1_j1o0kme wrote
Reply to TIFU by buying my boyfriend a pocket pussy by [deleted]
You're a 40 year old man, aren't you?
RudeSprinkles1240 t1_j1knflc wrote
That sucks. Hopefully everything will be all right.
RudeSprinkles1240 t1_j1fwy9z wrote
Reply to comment by twohedwlf in TIFU by having my brother involuntarily institutionalized by Chance_Painting_7761
Exactly. That's why this is a lie. That and "I am a closeted homosexual and have a secret boyfriend." Not that some gay people aren't in the closet, just that nobody actually talks like that.
RudeSprinkles1240 t1_j1fwptm wrote
Yeah, no. That's not how that works. Stop making up such things. Do some research before trying to write fiction.
RudeSprinkles1240 t1_j12t6sj wrote
Reply to TIFU by thinking my cat ate a hair tie by Ninnino07
Poor kitty, and poor you! I hope you both feel better really soon.
RudeSprinkles1240 t1_j11ueek wrote
Reply to comment by ekdocjeidkwjfh in TIFU by drinking Lemonade while sick with COVID. by Worldly_Ad_6243
Yikes. With my lactose intolerance, I'm glad I haven't gotten covid.
RudeSprinkles1240 t1_j11rrrs wrote
Reply to comment by HeywoodPeace in TIFU by drinking Lemonade while sick with COVID. by Worldly_Ad_6243
Water has taste. Drinking water, anyway. Get yourself some distilled water and then tell me water meant to be drunk doesn't have taste.
RudeSprinkles1240 t1_j0xhs4h wrote
Reply to comment by great_site_not in TIFU by drinking Lemonade while sick with COVID. by Worldly_Ad_6243
That would make the lemonade taste awful. Better to throw it away and drink water.
RudeSprinkles1240 t1_j0xhnl6 wrote
Throw it out and be glad you can taste. I've never had covid, but my son described gagging on a glass of water, because it was cold and wet with absolutely no taste.
RudeSprinkles1240 t1_j0tdony wrote
Reply to TIFU by making my mom ramen by HushedCalli
Rinse a burn in cool water .
RudeSprinkles1240 t1_j6o3cdf wrote
Reply to comment by mooshgoosh in tifu by thinking that six inches would not fit down the toilet by mooshgoosh
C'mon. You even called it "jerking off" at one point. It was a lame attempt.