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SMOKIN_0AKEE t1_j1qep92 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Why is hotel sex so much better than sex at home? by Brewer1056
The blood and motor oil is a bitch
SMOKIN_0AKEE t1_j1qdaiw wrote
Reply to comment by sycron17 in Why is hotel sex so much better than sex at home? by Brewer1056
I told her they'll learn to stay in bed.
SMOKIN_0AKEE t1_j1qbmju wrote
Reply to comment by thetrevorkian in Why is hotel sex so much better than sex at home? by Brewer1056
If she's a squirter, the prep to save the mattress is real
SMOKIN_0AKEE t1_j1qbhgi wrote
We have a house full of kids. So it let's us relax and be loud. She doesn't worry about kids hearing or knocking on the door etc.
SMOKIN_0AKEE t1_j1qr9rl wrote
Reply to comment by LadenifferJadaniston in Why is hotel sex so much better than sex at home? by Brewer1056
My kids are 9-17 yrs old. They think it's funny to unlock the door. That's on them