SamuelVimesTrained

SamuelVimesTrained t1_j4z9vht wrote

Reply to comment by ShikakuZetsumei in [WP] You are a worker at a fast food restaurant where your boss is a ass, enough of an ass that someone summoned a demon to kill him and anyone else in the restaurant. They didn't account for you being something far older and more dangerous who just wants to make money in peace. by SapphireFoxy

Wonderful.
I`d like to have a Jeff as employee.
He sounds like a really friendly and responsible .. entity?

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SamuelVimesTrained t1_j4ushxa wrote

Reply to comment by Murlock_Holmes in [WP] You are The Chosen One™. You have to follow your Destiny™ in order to defeat the Evil Emperor™ and Save the Princess™ and go down as the Hero of the Realm™, yada yada. This is your sixth reincarnation in this goddamn role and this time you're going to do something else, story be damned. by TrollerPilotXV

The llama angle had me in stitches.. unexpected but funny!

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SamuelVimesTrained t1_j4kaa6y wrote

Reply to comment by Tarotgirl_5392 in [WP] You move into a suspiciously low rent apartment, that’s in some disrepair but not enough to account for the price. It turns out the other occupants are all evil supernatural beings. They set out to torment you, but then discover that you have done more to repair the building than the landlords. by blundering-narwhal

>And I've had way worse room mates in college."

That line had me in stitches.. awesome.

Thanks.

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SamuelVimesTrained t1_j4ka3pd wrote

Reply to comment by SilasCrane in [WP] You move into a suspiciously low rent apartment, that’s in some disrepair but not enough to account for the price. It turns out the other occupants are all evil supernatural beings. They set out to torment you, but then discover that you have done more to repair the building than the landlords. by blundering-narwhal

There is interest.

Sounds like an intro to a nice/fun bookseries or TV series..

More please?

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SamuelVimesTrained t1_j20ovb5 wrote

Reply to comment by ApocalypseOwl in [WP] in most poor places around the world there is a box in a wall named a 'Baby Hatch' for people and mythical creatures to put children in that they can't look after. once in the box the baby is taken to your realm where you raise and nature them. Now a queen stands before you, is she angry or not by Ray_The_Weirdo

Holy (beep) so short, yet so packed with so much. Absolutely stunning. Very well done

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SamuelVimesTrained t1_j01klkh wrote

Reply to comment by Thetallerestpaul in [WP] Legend has it, the princess waits for her beloved prince who never returned from war. The princess is seen waiting every day where they used to meet secretly, a lake now known as the Lake of Longing, with only her attendant at her side. As her attendant though, you know the story differently. by salmontail

Thanks. Lucky I could claim this.
But yes - it`s true too - many life lessons, including becoming a better me - I learned from Sir Samuel .

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SamuelVimesTrained t1_iy88iqk wrote

Reply to comment by asolitarycandle in [WP] Every time you cooked over a campfire, you would throw some food into the fire as an offering to the gods. One evening, just as you're about to perform your little campfire ritual, you hear a voice behind you say "You know, I would very much prefer my food un-burnt." by DragoTheFloof

>“From what?” Ember argued back, “Mice?”

That sentence makes me glad for my own office - as for sure i`d have startled colleagues with my laugh.

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Well done.

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