And we would have gotten away with getting some beer and nudy magazines too if it wasn't for you meddling teenagers. And your talking dog too. And special guests the gosh darn Batman and the Harlem Globe Trotters!

Real question, was it just theft or did it also involve destruction of company property?

Starring Henry Cavill.

Anyone who would see a figure holding that pose for more then a minute while there's no motion coming from the refuse leaving the hose is an oblivious uncultured idiot.

The type of person, who if they ran a company, would give their hard working employees a jelly of the month club membership instead of a Christmas bonus.

Its still a legitimate medial condition-Oh wait you were referring aspergers?

My bad, as both the condition and the crime have similar outcomes in the end.

Damn. And here I thought Cheeseburger Eddie had turned his life around by getting that prison guard job. I see he was really just looking to become the middle man.

Talk about out of the frying pan and into the deep fryer.

I'd say more akin to overreacting to simple or even common day inconvenience or misunderstanding.

>Shivsagar Gokul Patil (60), a rickshaw driver who lives in Bhandup (West) was returning home at 10.30 pm on Tuesday when he reached a building near MHADA Colony Bhandup. He was cautioned by a person on the road to drive carefully, “Can’t you see?” he was asked to which he replied that he could see a dog was in his way, police said. Incensed, the owner allegedly told him not to call his pet a dog and address her by her name – Lewis. Patil argued that he hadn’t known the name, this enraged Bhosale further and he pulled the driver out of the rickshaw and started kicking him and beating him with a stick lying close-by.

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So in other words, he was dealing with the India male equivalent of a Karen.

Oh it gets better...

>Cleveland.com reports that Cuyahoga County Common Pleas Court Judge John Sutula also fined each $2,500 and placed them on two years' probation. He ordered them to spend six months of that period on home confinement beginning at 8 p.m. each day.

I mean, is public flogging really that cruel and unusual when comparing this crime sentence to say, a normal person on probation getting 5 years for voting when nobody told them they couldn't, which in of itself is kind of fucked up?

I guess we Americans were ready for Orcs before natural African American hair.

Already happening in Los Angeles, but you're right about the NIMBYs. Though a thought does occur to me with regards to this, why not use abandoned malls. Most of the infrastructure is already there and they could probable fit a couple of housing units where a single store used to be if you go for that minimalistic style seen in high end Japanese Capsule hotels. Increase that exponentially if it has what used to be a Sears stores attached to it.

It's been done before, granted that was more for profit rather the to help the homeless.

Great idea!

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....if you have a death wish.

To add further;

>U.S. Forest Service officials are currently investigating a 5-year-old video that appears to show three people, one of them dressed as Pikachu, violating visitation rules at Hanging Lake in Glenwood Canyon.

I believe that's the point.

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DeJoy may have want to gut the Postal Service like a fish so the privatized mailing services would look better but it should be pointed out others had crippled it years earlier.

I mean he is an outspoken conservative. If he attacks the LGBTQ community it pretty much confirms it.

HYDROCARBONS!

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