SelectiveSanity
SelectiveSanity t1_j4ricfl wrote
Reply to comment by txdm in The AI Lawyer Preparing To Defend a Real US Court Case for the First Time Ever Has Terrible Reviews by HODLTID
Now I say; REPEAT PREVIOUS; REPEAT PREVIOUS, the accusations of my client have been based on; FALSE INFORMATION.
FACT: my client has had previous encounters with Law Enforcement.
NON SEQUITOR; He is prone to verbal outburst which leads to the police being called on him for disruption of the peace and disorderly conduct. OBSERVATION; My client has a large oral cavity and his aggressive vocal indications are a false non indication of his passive demeanor when provoking someone.
RETURN TO ARGUMENT: However it is illogical that he is the perpetrator of the crime as there is no way he is capable of; OUTCOME: A, as he has; STATUS: B and was documented at; LOCATION: C during the time of the event.
This is nothing more then; FACSIMILE: E, APPLY SCENERIO: B - INSERT HUMOROUS AND/OR DRAMATIC INTENT(IF NEEDED).
SelectiveSanity t1_j4mnkbr wrote
Reply to comment by Thomas_JCG in Boston's Martin Luther King Jr. Statue Slammed: 'Ugliest Thing Ever' by casmith12
Better yet, if Dr King was ever in Boston for an event or what not, and they have pictures of him there, pose him in the most fitting manner from one of those hypothetical pictures.
SelectiveSanity t1_j4lx3xu wrote
Just because you are creative, doesn't mean your work can't suck. Especially if it completely loses context with what its supposed to represent.
SelectiveSanity t1_j49ex2h wrote
Reply to comment by DragonGarlicBreath in Missouri lawmakers adopt stricter dress code for women in state House by dreamcastfanboy34
Under….pants? ‘:/
SelectiveSanity t1_j48r5b0 wrote
>Late last year, California became only the third state in the US to allow digital license plates. The fancy customizable plates are only available from a company called Reviver, which charges users $20 to $25 per month.
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Ok, I see the issue here...we're entitling a bunch of pretentious idiots with more money then common sense and acting like this isn't a problem that everybody could see coming a mile away.
SelectiveSanity t1_j48n0mu wrote
Reply to comment by GiantRobotTRex in Missouri lawmakers adopt stricter dress code for women in state House by dreamcastfanboy34
So does this mean as a guy, I can come in wearing a skirt so long as I have a tie and jacket on with it?
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And I don't mean a kilt either.
SelectiveSanity t1_j48jjis wrote
Reminds me of that scene in Dope Sick.
SelectiveSanity t1_j48702q wrote
Reply to comment by GetlostMaps in Idaho Republican Apologizes for Comparing Women to Farm Animals by wallstreetegg
I can see why he choose dairy farming them.
Pigs would have easily out smarted him, then sold him to market.
SelectiveSanity t1_j486a6a wrote
Ah shit, here we go again.
SelectiveSanity OP t1_j43skbj wrote
Reply to comment by Shot-Spray5935 in Exxon accurately predicted global warming from 1970s – but continued to cast doubt on climate science, new report finds by SelectiveSanity
I believe Dr. Ray Stantz summed it up best.
SelectiveSanity OP t1_j43mrvb wrote
Reply to comment by pogomelon in Exxon accurately predicted global warming from 1970s – but continued to cast doubt on climate science, new report finds by SelectiveSanity
No. Some people prefer to stick their heads in the sand.
SelectiveSanity OP t1_j43kw00 wrote
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Reply to comment by ChuckFeathers in Exxon accurately predicted global warming from 1970s – but continued to cast doubt on climate science, new report finds by SelectiveSanity
Same tactics used by big tobacco. In some cases even the same researchers.
SelectiveSanity OP t1_j43i3tn wrote
Reply to comment by PipsGhost in Exxon accurately predicted global warming from 1970s – but continued to cast doubt on climate science, new report finds by SelectiveSanity
"I was supposed to be long dead before you all could blame me!"
-Exxon Executives, probably.
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SelectiveSanity OP t1_j438i8s wrote
Reply to comment by SouthofAkron in Exxon accurately predicted global warming from 1970s – but continued to cast doubt on climate science, new report finds by SelectiveSanity
Good news, it won't effect us in our life time! Bad news, it will severely impact and dramatically change both the world and human civilization and survival for our children and their children's children.
SelectiveSanity t1_j4358wu wrote
Reply to comment by InternetPeon in Climate change: UAE names oil chief to lead COP28 talks by ZAGBoi
Yes, and we got these new sheep who look like wolves wearing sheep skin really add to the flock! This farm is really coming together....wait, what are the animals doing over there? It looks are the pigs are writing something on the side of that barn.
SelectiveSanity t1_j432qph wrote
Reply to comment by vineyardmike in ‘The Passion Of The Christ’ Sequel Reportedly Begins Filming This Spring. by TheBoredMan
I can think of one thing....
SelectiveSanity t1_j42gc19 wrote
Reply to comment by SteveIDP in ‘The Passion Of The Christ’ Sequel Reportedly Begins Filming This Spring. by TheBoredMan
He's about to get all old testament on their asses.
SelectiveSanity t1_j42g4pq wrote
Reply to Demi Lovato poster banned by advertising regulator for being offensive to Christians by The_White_Light
After seeing the poster I have to say, EA made something more offensive then that. And dialed it to 11 with their marketing.
SelectiveSanity t1_j420ckk wrote
Reply to comment by monogreenforthewin in Classified files found at Biden's Delaware home by Gavel_the_Baker
Tripling down? I'd say demanding the return of documents clearly marked TOP SECRET-SENSATVIE COMPARTMENTAL INFORMATION that had no right being being in his golf club's basement only being secured by a padlock is more then tripling down.
This is more like a thug trying to claim the items he stole are his because he stole them fair and square when confronted by the cops. Which actually makes a hell of lot more sense then Trump's defensive argument.
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Reply to comment by Cinema_King in Water mass that looked like oil slick turned out to be 7,000 ducks by A_goddamn_samsquanch
You mean the aquatic version of the blob?
SelectiveSanity t1_j50qk6c wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in The lights have been on at a Massachusetts school for over a year because no one can turn them off by Didyoucallforme
Amen friend. The most advance piece of tech in my house is my PS5 and I'm always making sure to turn off the mic in the controller. Last thing I need is Sony spying on me.