SelectiveSanity
SelectiveSanity t1_j4358wu wrote
Reply to comment by InternetPeon in Climate change: UAE names oil chief to lead COP28 talks by ZAGBoi
Yes, and we got these new sheep who look like wolves wearing sheep skin really add to the flock! This farm is really coming together....wait, what are the animals doing over there? It looks are the pigs are writing something on the side of that barn.
SelectiveSanity t1_j432qph wrote
Reply to comment by vineyardmike in ‘The Passion Of The Christ’ Sequel Reportedly Begins Filming This Spring. by TheBoredMan
I can think of one thing....
SelectiveSanity t1_j42gc19 wrote
Reply to comment by SteveIDP in ‘The Passion Of The Christ’ Sequel Reportedly Begins Filming This Spring. by TheBoredMan
He's about to get all old testament on their asses.
SelectiveSanity t1_j42g4pq wrote
Reply to Demi Lovato poster banned by advertising regulator for being offensive to Christians by The_White_Light
After seeing the poster I have to say, EA made something more offensive then that. And dialed it to 11 with their marketing.
SelectiveSanity t1_j420ckk wrote
Reply to comment by monogreenforthewin in Classified files found at Biden's Delaware home by Gavel_the_Baker
Tripling down? I'd say demanding the return of documents clearly marked TOP SECRET-SENSATVIE COMPARTMENTAL INFORMATION that had no right being being in his golf club's basement only being secured by a padlock is more then tripling down.
This is more like a thug trying to claim the items he stole are his because he stole them fair and square when confronted by the cops. Which actually makes a hell of lot more sense then Trump's defensive argument.
SelectiveSanity t1_j3yrktg wrote
SelectiveSanity t1_j2b0gr0 wrote
Reply to comment by Cinema_King in Water mass that looked like oil slick turned out to be 7,000 ducks by A_goddamn_samsquanch
You mean the aquatic version of the blob?
SelectiveSanity t1_j2b07n6 wrote
Reply to comment by nyrothia in Water mass that looked like oil slick turned out to be 7,000 ducks by A_goddamn_samsquanch
And we would have gotten away with getting some beer and nudy magazines too if it wasn't for you meddling teenagers. And your talking dog too. And special guests the gosh darn Batman and the Harlem Globe Trotters!
SelectiveSanity t1_j26ahqm wrote
Reply to Seattle tech worker charged for theft inspired by the movie 'Office Space' by thesunbeamslook
Real question, was it just theft or did it also involve destruction of company property?
SelectiveSanity t1_j26a1vc wrote
Reply to comment by Unclehomer69420 in Seattle tech worker charged for theft inspired by the movie 'Office Space' by thesunbeamslook
Starring Henry Cavill.
SelectiveSanity t1_j1ehxh3 wrote
Anyone who would see a figure holding that pose for more then a minute while there's no motion coming from the refuse leaving the hose is an oblivious uncultured idiot.
The type of person, who if they ran a company, would give their hard working employees a jelly of the month club membership instead of a Christmas bonus.
SelectiveSanity t1_j1am035 wrote
Reply to comment by El_Deez in Former prison guard charged with illegal possession of hamburgers by fuckitweredoingitliv
Its still a legitimate medial condition-Oh wait you were referring aspergers?
My bad, as both the condition and the crime have similar outcomes in the end.
SelectiveSanity t1_j1al4ar wrote
Damn. And here I thought Cheeseburger Eddie had turned his life around by getting that prison guard job. I see he was really just looking to become the middle man.
SelectiveSanity t1_j0w1rir wrote
Talk about out of the frying pan and into the deep fryer.
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SelectiveSanity t1_iyiasg3 wrote
Reply to comment by eugenesbluegenes in Mumbai: Rickshaw driver calls pet a dog, gets thrashed by ArmchairGhazi
I'd say more akin to overreacting to simple or even common day inconvenience or misunderstanding.
SelectiveSanity t1_iyi75yf wrote
>Shivsagar Gokul Patil (60), a rickshaw driver who lives in Bhandup (West) was returning home at 10.30 pm on Tuesday when he reached a building near MHADA Colony Bhandup. He was cautioned by a person on the road to drive carefully, “Can’t you see?” he was asked to which he replied that he could see a dog was in his way, police said. Incensed, the owner allegedly told him not to call his pet a dog and address her by her name – Lewis. Patil argued that he hadn’t known the name, this enraged Bhosale further and he pulled the driver out of the rickshaw and started kicking him and beating him with a stick lying close-by.
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So in other words, he was dealing with the India male equivalent of a Karen.
SelectiveSanity t1_iydiail wrote
Reply to comment by the_grass_trainer in Judge rules Swissvale native Jack Burman and Jacob Wohl must spend 500 hours registering voters by DaveOJ12
Oh it gets better...
>Cleveland.com reports that Cuyahoga County Common Pleas Court Judge John Sutula also fined each $2,500 and placed them on two years' probation. He ordered them to spend six months of that period on home confinement beginning at 8 p.m. each day.
I mean, is public flogging really that cruel and unusual when comparing this crime sentence to say, a normal person on probation getting 5 years for voting when nobody told them they couldn't, which in of itself is kind of fucked up?
SelectiveSanity t1_iwqqqah wrote
Reply to comment by fondledbydolphins in Michelle Obama says Americans ‘weren’t ready’ for her natural hair by LordWolfgangCabbage
I guess we Americans were ready for Orcs before natural African American hair.
SelectiveSanity t1_iwlvzjx wrote
Reply to comment by neonoggie in After spending billions, federal government doesn't know if it's reducing chronic homelessness: AG by strawberrykid_sg
Already happening in Los Angeles, but you're right about the NIMBYs. Though a thought does occur to me with regards to this, why not use abandoned malls. Most of the infrastructure is already there and they could probable fit a couple of housing units where a single store used to be if you go for that minimalistic style seen in high end Japanese Capsule hotels. Increase that exponentially if it has what used to be a Sears stores attached to it.
It's been done before, granted that was more for profit rather the to help the homeless.
SelectiveSanity t1_iwh4t0i wrote
Reply to comment by Grimley_PNW in What to do with 18 shipping containers of rotting cabbages by koavf
SelectiveSanity t1_ivqtjtj wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in U.S. Forest Service investigating video that shows Pikachu walking across Hanging Lake by Mack_B
To add further;
>U.S. Forest Service officials are currently investigating a 5-year-old video that appears to show three people, one of them dressed as Pikachu, violating visitation rules at Hanging Lake in Glenwood Canyon.
SelectiveSanity OP t1_j438i8s wrote
Reply to comment by SouthofAkron in Exxon accurately predicted global warming from 1970s – but continued to cast doubt on climate science, new report finds by SelectiveSanity
Good news, it won't effect us in our life time! Bad news, it will severely impact and dramatically change both the world and human civilization and survival for our children and their children's children.