SpecificAstronaut69
SpecificAstronaut69 t1_j2bzdio wrote
Reply to Judy Woodruff’s goodbye message to viewers as she departs NewsHour anchor desk by misana123
I just watched her last ep down here in Australia, and it was classy as she's always been. The best news team in America.
SpecificAstronaut69 t1_j2bd782 wrote
Reply to comment by NeonHopeSomewhere in 4chan /lit/'s 2022 top 100 books of all time by pizzapastamix
Neckbeards trying to do art is how we get NFTs...
SpecificAstronaut69 t1_j2bctgv wrote
Reply to comment by tommytraddles in I just can’t with the forced romances in mysteries and thrillers! They are so ridiculous by ginnygrakie
Harry Potter And The Inevitable Mid-20s Divorces.
SpecificAstronaut69 t1_j27prr9 wrote
Reply to comment by a_white_american_guy in Google Home speakers allowed hackers to snoop on conversations by chrisdh79
Sometimes I'd like to time travel a 1980s Stasi agent to right now and just see their jaw drop.
SpecificAstronaut69 t1_j22fpi8 wrote
Reply to comment by Capheinated in John Bird: Actor and comedian dies aged 86 by Kagedeah
"HE MADE THE SAUSAGES RUN ON TIME."
SpecificAstronaut69 t1_j222zmj wrote
Reply to comment by LostMyKarmaElSegundo in Some day soon we might be making popcorn with infrared poppers | It's fast, energy efficient, environmentally friendly compared to conventional heating by chrisdh79
Just out of curiosity, do you know a good dentist? I need one to replace all my teeth for completely unrelated reasons.
SpecificAstronaut69 t1_j21up51 wrote
Reply to comment by Quesdem in John Bird: Actor and comedian dies aged 86 by Kagedeah
He's back with Fortune now...
"Seraphim George Parrius, you're an angel on the Holy Signs and Visions Committee..."
SpecificAstronaut69 t1_j21sb6d wrote
Reply to comment by LostMyKarmaElSegundo in Some day soon we might be making popcorn with infrared poppers | It's fast, energy efficient, environmentally friendly compared to conventional heating by chrisdh79
Ugh. Do you know how many nutrients you lose doing that? Processed food is super bad for you.
I just eat the unpopped kernels straight from the bag, cold.
SpecificAstronaut69 t1_j21s426 wrote
Reply to comment by Spencerbug in Some day soon we might be making popcorn with infrared poppers | It's fast, energy efficient, environmentally friendly compared to conventional heating by chrisdh79
"Someday, we'll be making smoothies with electron-powered electromagnetic oscillatory blade receptacles."
"You mean a blender?"
"..."
SpecificAstronaut69 t1_j1zk5he wrote
Reply to comment by quondam47 in John Bird: Actor and comedian dies aged 86 by Kagedeah
^^"I'm ^^Jewish..."
SpecificAstronaut69 t1_j1zk1vo wrote
Reply to comment by BeerNTacos in John Bird: Actor and comedian dies aged 86 by Kagedeah
And explaining the GFC.
SpecificAstronaut69 t1_j1xw79w wrote
Reply to comment by VitaLonga in Just finished watching Treason. What absolute garbage and a bloody waste of time. by SonOfThomasWayne
"Hmmm. How do we come up with series of compelling challenges for our main character to overcome that will keep viewers engaged?"
"How about we just make them really stupid?"
SpecificAstronaut69 t1_j1h00c7 wrote
Reply to comment by Acrobatic-Morning383 in Samsung recalls more than 660,000 washing machines after fire hazard reports. by SUPRVLLAN
When I sold electronics they were by far, far and away, the most overrated company...
...and the most demanded by consumers.
You're right about the marketing. Sony did fuck all, but Sammy paid millions.
SpecificAstronaut69 t1_j1g4e9q wrote
Reply to comment by FunctionalGray in Samsung recalls more than 660,000 washing machines after fire hazard reports. by SUPRVLLAN
I have no fucking idea why Samsung is somehow considered the top of the heap for consumer appliances.
It's genuinely bizarre.
SpecificAstronaut69 t1_j18r00n wrote
Reply to comment by ThinkTelevision8971 in Elon Musk posts on Weibo about how action matters more than words and gets an earful from disgruntled Chinese netizens by Saltedline
My theory is that some right-wing fuck knuckles - you know, the kind he's been buddying up to lately - said something along the lines of "Y'know, I wish someone'd do something about all the wokerati on Twitter" and then Musk bought it out in a desperate bid to look cool to them, and is now burnin' up because the RWFKs aren't reciprocating the love because Musk did it off his own bat, and the RWFKs don't feel they owe him anything.
SpecificAstronaut69 t1_j16ka1f wrote
Reply to Elon Musk posts on Weibo about how action matters more than words and gets an earful from disgruntled Chinese netizens by Saltedline
AHAHA!
Desperate for fresh validation and praise, L. Ron Musk turns to the Chinese and gets shot down.
SpecificAstronaut69 t1_iycqrf8 wrote
Reply to comment by ptd163 in US judge orders Amazon to ‘cease and desist’ anti-union retaliation by nacorom
Man, wish I were a corp.
"For stealing ptd's car, Specific is ordered to pay $500."
"Er, do I get my car back?"
"Hah, no. It's Specific's car now."
SpecificAstronaut69 t1_iycky6d wrote
Reply to comment by lazyspaceadventurer in Amazon Restructures MGM TV’s Scripted Division, Folds Orion Television Into Studio by Neo2199
I can pretty much guess the showrunner logic behind it:
"Gibson? He's cyberpunk. Cyberpunk's just vidyagame shit, so our target demographic is 15-year-olds who like to feel smart, but for whom the height of wit is 'u fukk ur dad'."
Could they have at least given Cherise a moustache to twirl?
SpecificAstronaut69 t1_iybd7pl wrote
Reply to comment by Lemon_LostSock in Social media firms face big UK fines if they fail to stop sexist and racist content by diacewrb
THE COLOUR OF AN ENGLISHWOMAN'S NEKKID SKIN!? I THINK NOT, PERVERT.
SpecificAstronaut69 t1_iybd276 wrote
Reply to comment by unresolved_m in Google’s AI Could Check For Breast Cancer by rchaudhary
But Ed Gein Medical sounds like such a trustworthy name!
SpecificAstronaut69 t1_iyb6kc1 wrote
Reply to comment by Za_Lords_Guard in Neuromancer isn’t as hard as I’ve heard… by mikeyboi2567
I remember someone going "HA! If they're l33t haxxors, then why don't they have smartphones?"
Then everyone pointed out those are basically tracking devices...
SpecificAstronaut69 t1_iyb5h3b wrote
Reply to comment by lightsongtheold in Amazon Restructures MGM TV’s Scripted Division, Folds Orion Television Into Studio by Neo2199
I'm a big Gibson fan and I've gotta say...yeah...um...
SpecificAstronaut69 t1_iyb22pr wrote
Reply to comment by threeiem in Google has to pay $9.4 million because it paid people to say they liked the Pixel 4 by RunOrDieTrying
I bought a USB cable from Amazon.
It came in a box, the volume of which was taken up by a 40% USB cable, 5% packing material, and 55% literature instructing me on how to MAKE DOUBLE PLUS EXTRA AUSPICIOUS THANK YOU GOODLY AAA+++ 5-STAR REVIEW.
SpecificAstronaut69 t1_iyak7vg wrote
Reply to comment by OntLawyer in Neuromancer isn’t as hard as I’ve heard… by mikeyboi2567
If they think you're crude, go technical; if they think you're technical, go crude. I'm a very technical boy.
- Johnny Mnemonic
Very good point - I did not know about where he'd have gotten the annealing algorithm from! That would've been near the end of him finishing the manuscript, surely, given how publishing works.
But again, that shows his restraint - and his respect for his audience (eg, he knows his audience doesn't need everything spelled out for them and they don't need to be talked down to).
Those "casual references" were another criticism - that Gibson was a STEM poseur, and thus unworthy to be even thinking of this stuff, let alone writing about it. He's just some normie appropriating and invading their subculture.
And that was the part of the split /u/supercalifragilism mentions: Gibson put humanity, not science, first in his science fiction. A lot of people don't think Gibson was bending the knee enough.
SpecificAstronaut69 t1_j4zzlgv wrote
Reply to Could 'The Last of Us' Fungal Pandemic Actually Happen? A Scientific Investigation by fdjadjgowjoejow
##Betteridge's Law