'Hey dear, your pictures are getting better, proud of you chasing your photography hobby. Enjoy your bath. Want me to bring you a drink?'

Screw the smurfs, I'm a telvanni wizard.

Stroke assisted voice-to-text redditing.

>And yet I guarantee people still stopped him in all seriousness to ask where those items were.

You'd be right. I worked retail for a few years, stocking.

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Customers just absolutely turn off any higher brain function when they enter the store.

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I'd have people walk up and ask me where the canned fruit is, as they stand under the aisle marker that says 'canned fruit', while also standing beside rows and rows of canned fruit, as I stock canned fruit.

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It didn't click, they waited until I told em. And then sadly I did not get a nickle as I added another mental tally notch of 'if it was a snake it would have bitten me hahaha!'

Room looks cramped and crowded and probably no cooling.

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Uncle Steve is probably the only one remotely comfortable.

Many thanks, exactly the kind of extra detail my aspie brain needs.

Remarkable, why didn't I think of that?

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Although, I was hoping for a nuanced take from OP, with possible specific beginner tips as opposed to 'wade through the internet and hope you get a good guide'

How does one get started learning how to home bake bread like this?

oh... i thought it was the flith licker yokai