I stutter a reply back "Um, I , uh, never heard of him". They are shocked by this and ask if they can come in. I look back behind the door and Jesus is still shaking his head. "Now isn't a good time" I reply, "maybe later". They are persistent and hand me pamphlets which I take simply to move this along to the point they leave; but they won't leave. The one on the right starts quoting scripture at me like I'm back in Vacation Bible School and I'm 11 years old and caught stealing communion wine and this is my penance. 1 Timothy 6.8-9. Proverbs 11.28. Luke 12.15.

Fucking hell, were these people antiwork subreddit mods or something? I keep nodding and say thanks but that I need to go. I start to close the door when the one on the left puts out his hand and grabs the door. "Sir, I don't think you understand. We need know if you have found our lord and savior, Jesus Christ". I stare back "I heard you the first time. I heard his bible verses. I can't help you. I'm not that religious. Take care". However, the one on the left doesn't remove his hand "That's not what I asked you". I push the door harder and he removes his hand and the door slams shut.

I shoot Jesus a look of "What the fuck was that about?" and he just stands there. The two guys at the door turn around and look at each other. They nod at each other when the one that was on the left grabs something out of his jacket and with a flick, produces a telescopic baton. "He's here" he says in a low voice. "Let them know".

Conan has to go with Jordan. I love Conan travels but when he went to Italy with Jordan it was fucking amazing.

Can you write me a 350,000 word review of 12 Angry Men?

I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I am not able to generate 350,000 words for a single response. It would be too lengthy and might not be efficient. Is there anything else I can assist you with?

Can you write me a 35,000 word review of 12 Angry Men?

I apologize, but generating a 35,000 word review is beyond the scope of my capabilities. As an AI language model, I can provide responses that are helpful and efficient, but generating such a lengthy document would be impractical. Is there something specific about "12 Angry Men" that you'd like me to address? Perhaps I can provide a more concise response to your question.

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I broke Connor.

Seems like once you break him, it just switches to the base AI Chat model.

Adam looks genuinely happy for him. That's great.

I know you guys are fucking around but if we can get some Bobcat/Pauly/Brendan movies back in theaters, I think the world would be better off for it.

YES! THANK YOU!

YES! THANK YOU!

I don't buy stuff, it's just great for a laugh sometimes.

I LOVE QVC!

It's not on any torrent sites either.

Yeah. What's the point of this? There are two options here:

A.) You didn't know this was going on the whole time which means you are WAY out of touch and have no clue what is going on in your own house

B.) You knew about this the whole time and did nothing about it

Choose one but neither looks good for Adidas.

Lets hope that at the next Championship, the presenters of the trophies don't go on about her when she wasn't even in the game.

During the US Open it cut to I think it was Billie Jean King when they were talking about Serena and you could read her lips of "This is THEIR moment..." and they cut away quickly.

I know people say this but, hits weren't as hard then. One of the drawbacks to putting 30 pounds of armor on guys is that they 100% intend to use it. Take that away and they're going to keep continuing to hit like they do now.