I’m first generation. I’ve got nothing against people coming to the U.S., but the donald complains about immigrants while he marries them.

Cuervo and have Mexico pay for it.

Something imported like his wives.

Shots of covfefe.

A Moscow Ass-kisser

A Harvey Whorebanger.

Nothing wrong with her, but she never made me swoon.

Now THAT can launch a cow pie.

Don’t include that person in your achievements. They’ll hear it from someone else and be unable to counter it with pettiness.

Ripped quads.

I wish. It was several years back. You’d see a multi-multi-rooted tree on the way. Ask a guide or see what’s on google. I got a feeling there are few bad trails.

The helicopter tours were much closer to sea-level than we were. Amazing views and unspoiled land.

We hiked one of the trails that lead to the cliffs. It was amazing. Didn’t realize til we were heading back around sunset that the trail wouldn’t be lit. So no rest for the weary. Probably my favorite hike, ever.

Taco Tuesday?

Not your fault. There have been a lot of posts recently with people claiming Teddy Roosevelt invented the forward pass in American football, or a photo is the oldest, etc., The superlatives take away from the value of the posts.

It was inscribed on a rock that is 37 billion years old, next February 8th.

Please stop making every post “the first” or “introducing” an idea. It makes the subject look phony and the poster look like an idiot.

Magma cum Laude graduate of the Draymond Green School of Sportsmanship.

“When you can’t beat your opponent, cheat.”