Looks a lot like Oscar Isaac to me.

Haha, the image in my head was of her literally hitting the meat like a punching bag (for reasons unknown), but I couldn't resist.

That too, or at least I haven't heard it in a long time. Still, it was common enough at one point to make it into the dictionary.

"Cops to" means "admits". It's coherent if you know what it means, but it's still awkward in a headline because it's slang.

Thought she was caught pounding the meat, turns out she pounded someone with the meat.