You'd think Beijing or Bangladesh would be up to their ears in murders.

sell your car, and buy one back next year, you'll never see a better market for it

He ended up being charged as a juvenile because *he was a juvenile

To be fair, like half of the murders that occur are actually prosecuted.

I'd like to live in a civilized society instead of a a barbarian who wants to leave my fate to the cruel and uncaring hand of nature, so I'm on team "duty to retreat."

Jo "and" the ho gotta go, think about it for a second - yeah it's that bad

Lay off, they're speaking from experience

we don't have enough resources to solve half of the murders in this town. how far down the list are minor traffic offenses

just walk through down the path waving your arms out side to side and a big stick in each hand

I agree, this situation was harmless. Probably very annoying, but harmless.

They can easily be obtained without talking to you, and there's absolutely no guarantee they will be related to your security questions.

None of those things are worth anything except for social

so the honorable thing to do, short of turning to law enforcement who won't do crap, is stalling them all night while giving them bogus answers

She should have had them guess the last four all at once. That would have meant at least a few thousand drinks.

I want to be one of the mice that isn't aging.

For real, they just fired a receptionist for having a DUI on their record at the high school my mom works at (different state).