Tallproley

Tallproley t1_jaf2b0k wrote

Jokes in you.

My email is tall.proley@gmail.com

But another tall proley is Tallproley@gmail.com

Gmail doesn't interpret his properly so I get stuff.

For example, one tall proley works as a state prosecutor in the DAs office. I get case briefings and asked for trial strategy inputs. I am not American, nor am I lawyer. I clarify this point usually after demanding the death penalty for DUI charges.

Another tall proley has a GNC membership, I know his points balance. Haven't tried password retrieval.

Last week, I got an email from snapchat regarding a login from a new device. I haven't used snapchat in a decade. But it had a link to change my password if the login wasn't me.

So I clicked it in case my old account had been breached. I set a random new password, and it logged me in. As I' sure you can guess, it was not my snapchat.

My Gmail explodes with snapchat emails: forgotten password, forgotten password, password change request, boom boom boom boom, customer service reaching out to help, forgotten password, etc...

About 20 minutes later I guess he set up two factor authentication to a mobile number.

So beware.

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Tallproley t1_iu8yjfw wrote

And this, this is why putins war is doomed.

They're getting bombed, is their instinct to flee and cower? Fuck no. That customer leans closer to the falling ball of death to see just what Era of archaic weaponry putting is chucking.

When the bomb goes off, does the barrista duck and cover, afraid? Fuck no, out into the street they go with hustle. To render aid, to check the damage, to enlist in the Ukrainian Army because she spent all morning getting those cups stacked perfectly and that Moscow mother fucker ruined it for the last time.

That's resilience, that's strength, that's morbid curiosity, that is a purpose that will crush mountains.

"March 17th, 2023- Ukrainian barrista completes invasion of Russia, putin delivered to the Hague for warcrime trial."

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