Have you considered arson?

Call your council person. They're elected to deal with these issues. Also use the 311 non emergency line to deal with the trash and the child endangerment. You keep calling, if you are friends with your neighbors, you have them call too. We had a similar situation with Romanis renting out a house on our block. We spammed 311 and had the landlord fined so many times he had no choice to but evict them.

Well congratulations and good luck on getting everything sorted!

You should really try to get your headcount solidified sooner. Sooner you get a firm headcount and what you want, the sooner you can book. Waiting til the last minute (yes, in wedding speak, a month prior is the last minute) means higher prices/less availability.

Onedoo, Cafe Dear Leon, and Ovenbird are in your general location and each of them offer coffee and breakfast sandwiches in a to-go environment.

I mean come on this just isn't even remotely true. Onedoo, Dooby's, Cafe Dear Leon, and Ovenbird, are all wonderful cafes with great coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Maybe leave the one block radius where the two cafes you mentioned are and you might be impressed.

So it's the commenter's fault for being white? Go to therapy.