TheSkewsMe
TheSkewsMe t1_jdp43o7 wrote
Reply to Defrocked Catholic priest accused of molesting a boy still runs charity for kids by kangarooturd
Raping children should be a capital offense.
TheSkewsMe t1_jdljr0c wrote
Reply to Straight Swag In 1970's New York City. by Chris_Mannix
I noticed knee-high boots were big last year was it?
TheSkewsMe t1_j2c54nt wrote
Reply to Question by Psychological_Wheel2
Potable water is the issue when it comes to humans. Spring water is needed to grow planaria, so that's what I got my cat in the city.
TheSkewsMe t1_j2bsbpe wrote
Reply to A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
The St. Peter Show promises to be like Bait Car on steroids.
TheSkewsMe t1_j26aq60 wrote
Reply to Former Canadian Minister for Defence Paul Hellier unequivocally discloses the existence of aliens before cabinet. by sargecitrus
I was introduced to two individuals from one species.
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Reply to comment by TheSkewsMe in What do you call an orgy with 8 women? by B0DZILLA
At one rave I stopped a girl from getting raped. I haven't canned that conversation yet, and I'm not motivated enough to write it down right now.
TheSkewsMe t1_j22g0dw wrote
Reply to What do you call an orgy with 8 women? by B0DZILLA
After we broke up, Kat would bring over people to have sex with me. We raised a storm in Seattle.
I even helped stop terrorists among my many other good deeds. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxe-uemsbYw
Submitted by TheSkewsMe t3_zv8520 in Futurology
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Reply to Researchers make cyborg cockroaches that carry their own power packs by Click_Here_To_Watch
Roboroaches have been around since the 1990s. It seems society totally forgot about Dr. Jose Delgado’s remote-controlled people in the 1960s.
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Reply to You will never see your death certificate by v3xpunk
In 1975 a bright kindergartener with dad in Defense wanting to be James Bond when I grew up, I spearheaded the develop of cyborg technology for a multinational task force mapping the brain per Jesus in Matthew 20 telling us to get our lazy butts to work building heaven, so there's a good chance my new sleeve would be able to see it.
In the meantime, if you ever woke up in Sunday school thinking you fell asleep, you might want to add #MeToo and #WhyIDidntReport to your hashtag campaigns.