Nice. This joke works because he’s somehow pulling it off. Properly fused.

I think your phobia is more niche than you think it is.

I knew a girl who forfeited a big bag of chips in middle school when someone threw a goldfish cracker into it. She said she couldn’t eat it since another food item touched the chips.

It’s not normal, but you do you and don’t bother others about how they prefer their food:)

Flooded lands

Drillagrams

Only ting left is a family

For a man

CHOO CHOO the world gone swirl

WHO’s the birthday girl

This. I don’t agree with some of my coworkers on broader issues, but we function by laughing about other things.

We only despise people who double/triple down when incorrect. I’ve done it, and I am justifiably despised by the correct parties involved. We’re all wrong about a lot of things. Unwillingness to correct oneself is just fucking annoying. Keep teaching and learning, and stay humble:)

Fastest retribution arc on reddit

Communicating intent is never important

/s

I’ve genuinely never thought of the order by which I undress in private. Shirt first with a partner because it’s always hotter than Donald Ducking it

Try posting one with boobs. You’ll get twice as many sexually confused people commenting about boobs, but the mods are good about rooting out non-productive discussion and hate speech.

It’s really good art and I hope it helps people understand that nudity and sexuality are not mutually inclusive.

All of this is vocabulary and articulation I wish I had going through school. I’m fascinated with honing my ability to draw all forms of human, but you’re not allowed to do that in middle school without some judgement.

You’re telling me the rock is going around a ball of nuclear fusion in way that is consistent with our understanding of how rocks go around balls of nuclear fusion? Fascinating. It’s just a catchy headline, isn’t it? I’m guessing the discovery isn’t too revealing?

What are the implications? Uniquely low orbit? Fast orbit? I’m a layman but I’m curious as to why this means something.

That’s exactly what a Wendy’s bot would say.

You speak like an AI-run brand account, stranger.

Bojangles fries, bot. Now emulate.

Any other sub, please😢 Shit is dystopian and sad here.

This is absolutely a corporate account. Fuck no.

I was not expecting the plot twist when I realized which sub this was

This is an ad. I thought I was on /r/ABoringDystopia, but it looks like the marketing cults are catching up.

This is what it needed. Had to be a damn good dish not to include protein/starch, but we all knew it would benefit from protein/starch

There is a non-zero chance.

Quantum physics dictate that you have a shot at immortality. The cure to mortality would just have to materialize in front of you before you die. There’s a non-zero chance of that happening🥲

That’s the face my mom made when she realized she could leverage years of nurturing for some free back rubs.

What a dumb sub this has become.