Your wording makes you seem to disapprove.

>We don’t want loud music, that’s ghetto.

Or maybe the rule recognizes that it's not fair for one resident to subject others to his or her loud music.

What a dumb story. Apartment buildings in NYC have had rules like this for years. I live in one and while it's reasonably nice, the rents aren't $7,000. The service elevator is constructed so it can easily be cleaned if there's an accident with an animal. Not everyone likes dogs and shouldn't be required to be near them at the front entrance, which is rather narrow. The side entrance is wider and better suited to entering and leaving with an animal.

I can't stand Santos, but there's no context. What do other campaigns spend on food?

There was a Kim's on the Upper West Side. One day, I realized it had closed and had to go to one of the downtown stores to retrieve my cash deposit.

I grew up in a housing project. The basketball courts directly outside had lights. Men and boys would play at 3 in the morning and they weren't quiet. There should be no lights.

OK.

I'm not looking for anyone. But when someone posts a site for supposedly platonic hugs and all the service providers are women* you don't have to be a genius to wonder if something more is on offer.

*Someone did inform me that there's a man named "Marc" on page 10.

Please contact your college's health services office, or seek a low-income therapy clinic, or call a suicide hotline. I know you're not on the verge of committing suicide, but they will talk to depressed people and maybe have some suggestions.

You really did your due diligence. Good on you. :-)

This is true.

It doesn't bother you that they're all fairly attractive younger women?

Hooray!

I can be. I find her anxieties too mild and too unengaging.

Kah-CHEW-sko

Chast says she was raised in Brooklyn.

I've never understood the appeal of Roz Chast.

The lawyer is a woman.

Pelham Bay Park. It's the largest public park in New York City.

Yes, that's what it's called.

It's used.

The sidewalk along the route of the parade.

I've seen it and wasn't impressed. If that bothers you, scroll on.

If you don't mind cold and dull, it's great. I was taken at the age of five. Never again.

I'm not creating an account to read this article.