I can see why Dollar Tree might not want to be dealing with price volatile products like eggs, though I think they should because dollar shops and quik-trips are where folks get food in neighborhoods without grocery stores. Anyway, their reasoning sounds flimsy at best when egg prices are dropping.

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/02/07/wholesale-egg-prices-have-collapsed-from-record-highs-in-december.html

No honor.

Some make-em-ups are more equal than others.

Now Serval has a monkey on its back.

I think that's the greatest safety risk to the doggos. But can you imagine have a dog's sense of smell and having the wind blast through your nostrils at 45 mph? What a rush.

I was hoping he wasn't a douchenozzle. Disappoint.

Never forget.

This is the sort of story I used to read in the St. Cleve Chronicle.

"A man needs something when he ain't got nothing to hang onto"

"Officers driving under the influence while off-duty has been a persistent problem at the LAPD for many years, blamed by some department insiders on wildly inconsistent punishments for officers caught-in-the-act..."

You don't say.

That fella will make St. Peter wait while he smokes one last cigarette.

I thought the guy was just a douchnozzle with his use of emojis. I didn't see that he was fucking kids. That would be not OK. There's a difference tho yes?

He'll get his job back again before long. If he is otherwise a good fire chief, so be it. Small towns don't get to be too choosy about hiring.

The range between actual and insurance claim.

The horror.