Of course they don't, but it is more sinister than that. They want healthcare to be tied to employment to limit your options in shopping for a better job and to leverage it to exploit their workers

Well that happens anyway

Why would anyone want the current system? Who could possibly have something to gain from tying healthcare to an employer?

This is completely unrealistic. You know they would charge a lot more than that

That was it!

Makes me think of that story about the cursed play for some reason

God, the money I've spent on smokes :/

Oh, it's flat. China and Australia are on the other side

I want a real hacker to record themselves actually hacking even though it will probably be boring as fuck

Nope. Try:

"I don't know if this coin will land on heads or tails, but if we could rewind time without changing anything and do it again it will land the same no matter how many times we do it"

vs.

"there is no inherent purpose in life, so I have to find or invent my own"

And if you dig deep enough you can jump in the hole and the momentum will carry you into the air in China, then you fall back though over and over again until someone slides a trampoline over the hole when you pop out

Goths' not really about appreciating the dark things in life, it's much more about making misanthropic comics about a demanding blood wall and a bunny head nailed to a door frame

no, I said "rice water". I was talking about the "beer"

I honestly have no idea how to cook lobster or if this was the right way. Same with rice water, but the rest looks on point except for that fancy sparkling water

Why is there a conspiracy for everything else on the planet, but not that?

I believe that if I concentrate hard enough I manifest a tolpa unbound by the constraints of time and space who can force everyone who writes these garbage truisms to read the complete works of Philip K. Dick

It's so easy! Just be happy stupid!

Gotta love head-brick

They would probably love this over at r/ImaginaryUndead