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Van_GOOOOOUGH t1_j6phpxe wrote
With such uptight inspectors, how about you just label the box with more professional verbiage, like "adhesives"
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Reply to I Visited My Friend’s House. So Love This Cozy Corner But Somehow I Felt There Was Eyes Were Judging Our Stories, Lol by MariaKnight123
>there was eyes were judging our stories
~uMariaKnight123
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Reply to comment by TheBlue69 in I think he won by RemarkableNebula
Only if the other guys were still playing
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Reply to Imagine the aftermath. by phillydog1
Boomers boomed in these blankets.
Their kids were raised with the leftover crusty blankets.
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Reply to comment by chrispy-au in TIL 'Lucas' was the first movie to introduced the slow clap by SaiFromSd
RIP, Corey Haim 😥
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Reply to TIL that certain medicines can turn your bones to a different colour like green, blue or even black. by bethebumblebee
Huh. Fascinating if true. If a person who's been affected by this type of medication dies & gets cut open for autopsy, will the rainbow bones be noticeable? I mean, I suppose it's the only way one would know, and perhaps how this was discovered.
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Reply to comment by DudeitsAgame in TIFU by making a spank bank on my phone. by [deleted]
Kinda the opposite of this?
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Reply to Tifu by burning my boob at work by RogueMoonbow
Did your melted nipple flesh get mixed up into anyone's bubble tea drinks?
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Reply to comment by thisimpetus in Kevin Spacey given lifetime achievement award in Italy by ObeyCoffeeDrinkSatan
That's the only possible way this could've happened
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Jay Leno has them all
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Reply to TIL Aristarchus of Samos in the 3rd Century BCE was the first to present the model of the Sun as the center of our Solar system and also placed the other known planets in correct order of distance from the sun. He also correctly surmised that stars were other far distant suns. by CapnFancyPants
If the truths about the solar system that this guy discovered in the third century BC had been recorded & maintained and taught throughout the centuries, mankind would have been a lot further ahead in our understanding of our place in the universe.
But instead some religion decided to start teaching everyone that the Earth was the center of the universe and it took centuries for scientists & religions to straighten all that out again.
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Reply to TIL Aristarchus of Samos in the 3rd Century BCE was the first to present the model of the Sun as the center of our Solar system and also placed the other known planets in correct order of distance from the sun. He also correctly surmised that stars were other far distant suns. by CapnFancyPants
And he wasn't called a blasphemous heretic like Copernicus was?
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You never noticed the white spot momentarily disappear every time you put your hand in front of it?
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Reply to comment by DashWhitmore in TIL that when Weird Al wrote I Want A New Duck in 1985, he went to the library and researched ducks for a week by ElderCunningham
That's just punny.
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Reply to comment by ThomasPEBradyJR in TIFU by asking my boyfriend about his nightmare... by [deleted]
So weird. I wonder if this is low-key some sort of satanic ritualistic sacrificial ceremony that occurred to me in my subconsciousness, see Hollywood is apparently doing it and they're all satanists but I've never heard of such a thing, maybe it's a vibe. Anyway In my dream we were all dressed in soft pink & blue pastel colors because I 'm a girl and that's how my dreams are
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Reply to comment by ThomasPEBradyJR in TIFU by asking my boyfriend about his nightmare... by [deleted]
Really?? What the heck kinda weird dream did I have, this was already a thing??
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Reply to comment by kyoko9 in 2 People Jump Out of Woman's Trunk When She Pulls Over to Investigate Noise in San Diego by WildAnimus
Have you been preaching this your whole life? Or you just started preaching it now after you read this article?
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Reply to After Taliban Killing Revelations, Prince Harry Lookalike Is "Worried" For His Safety by sexyloser1128
He looks like a dingus
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Reply to comment by ThomasPEBradyJR in TIFU by asking my boyfriend about his nightmare... by [deleted]
Sorry I don't watch TV so I don't understand your reference.
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Last night I dreamt someone was laying on a table in an ice cream shop and I was trying to murder her by wrapping her to the table with Saran wrap. Then someone approached and I tried to explain "it's not what it looks like," I'm an innocent sweet girl and there's a logical explanation for this 😆
Next dream I'd just had sex with someone I knew IRL who I'd NEVER want to have sex with, but in the dream we were both happy & satisfied, then he said "Here take this," tried to hand me money and I felt insulted, "I'm not a prostitute! I did that because I WANTED to..."
Anyway dreams are weird, they rarely make sense at face value, and rarely should be interpreted literally.
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Reply to comment by MysticSeer22 in The freezer at this bar I’m at by djeclipz
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Reply to comment by TheFirstSophian in TIL On land, when you are in an emergency situation, your survival instinct is usually to stay on your feet so you’re prepared to maneuver out of the danger. When you’re in the water in an emergency, that same instinctive reaction can lead to one of the most deadly accidents: foot entrapment. by Rhacoon
Foot entrapment is one of my greatest fear whilst frisking
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Reply to comment by Thebombuknow in TIFU by knocking my earbuds off the bed and playing porn in a dead silent house by [deleted]
Whenever I try to Bluetooth my car to one phone, and my earbuds to another phone, the car takes over & doesn't allow the secondary phone to connect to my earbuds... It's frustrating & weird because my car can't connect to two Bluetooth devices at once, but as soon as I activate Bluetooth on a secondary device my car hijacks it & abandons the other device.
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Reply to comment by Lord-Velveeta in This 1980s Intellivision video game system is not a toy, and should only be used when adults are around by MistrMoose
Yeah well I'm ATARI old