Waitsfornoone
Waitsfornoone t1_j20fjam wrote
Nope ... Just Nope. Sorry.
Waitsfornoone t1_j20ev5r wrote
This is quite the thorny issue.
Waitsfornoone t1_j1zbb25 wrote
Reply to comment by TheJettBoi in Why is Covid better than Southwest? by Gil_V
I sense a stranded passenger.
Waitsfornoone t1_j1zb5y8 wrote
Reply to My obese parrot just died. by StuntNun
Well, at least rest assured your parrot is now in parrotdies.
Waitsfornoone t1_j1xp7na wrote
I misread it as 'dead sister', and I was wondering why a dead sister would be asking anything?
Waitsfornoone t1_j1xis0x wrote
If she starting dating Billy Joel. she could be Cardi -ack-ack-ack-ack-ack!
Waitsfornoone t1_j1uoavu wrote
Reply to comment by mcramsay in Which of King Arthur's knights was chosen to make the round table? by _dantastic
Circle gets the square.
Waitsfornoone t1_j1qsuia wrote
Reply to One of the effects of ADHD… by David254xxx
I have ADHD and have troubles getting to sleep. Doctor recommended counting sheep...
... 1 sheep. 2 sheep. 3 sheep. Cow. Duck. Horse. *Old MacDonald had a farm* and bingo was his name-o!
Waitsfornoone t1_j1ktjkn wrote
The nose knows.
Waitsfornoone t1_j1ktdig wrote
Reply to comment by Maleficent-Ad-2216 in I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on? by TaylorFujii
Bill Cosby, is that you?
Waitsfornoone t1_j1jr9es wrote
Is it the Super Bass-0-Matic?
Waitsfornoone t1_j1hsb4b wrote
Reddit Ranch?
Waitsfornoone t1_j1f88a5 wrote
Reply to comment by yportnemumixam in A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time by kaarrty
He'd better be, or he'll die of the same.
Waitsfornoone t1_j1aupqs wrote
You can't stop, can you?
Waitsfornoone t1_j14fnr3 wrote
Reply to Would you like a dead battery? by stamp_of_approval
Same as an electric car caught in a flood.
Waitsfornoone t1_j0xk7lv wrote
Reply to A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after about 10 months by fhqwhgadsz
Haven't seen a Key & Peele joke here in awhile.
Waitsfornoone t1_j0x2293 wrote
Be careful of what you ask for ... a lot of women got on Santa's naughty list for really good reasons.
Waitsfornoone t1_j0l26dk wrote
Reply to If I had a gun with 2 bullets and Hitler, Osama and Putin in a room, I'd probably shoot Putin twice. by ktssaiteja
Force them to keep fucking each other until they can't take it anymore. They all know how to be the pitcher, but are not going to enjoy being the catcher.
Soon enough, you;ll know who has to be taken out.
Waitsfornoone t1_j01u4dn wrote
Reply to A priest and a nun in a desert cabin by boa_constrictor
Nice gender reversal on the 'train sleeping berth' joke. I like this one better.
Waitsfornoone t1_iyej96z wrote
Reply to Elon Musk has come up with a fool proof plan of destroying Apple because they refuse to advertise on Twitter. by porichoygupto
... and then Steve Jobs rises back from the dead?
Waitsfornoone t1_iyeixgv wrote
Reply to comment by nightmanedin in Elon Musk has come up with a fool proof plan of destroying Apple because they refuse to advertise on Twitter. by porichoygupto
Yes, it was.
Waitsfornoone t1_iye6x5l wrote
... in the box."
FTFY.
Waitsfornoone t1_iyd2fw2 wrote
If she is that shellfish, you will spend all of your time going down with no reciprocity.
You can get blueballs.
Waitsfornoone t1_iyaerdq wrote
I remember laughing at this one along with the dinosaurs.
Waitsfornoone t1_j21f2w5 wrote
Reply to comment by pat700 in I've had sex with members of my family... by Atalkingpizzabox
... and all the sister wives.